Cassandra

To die would be an awfully big adventure.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[cats aura 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Missed my cat 🥲🥹

[alan* @_alan1000000]

atleast we won’t have to deal with him next election..right guys?

[Edzil Saliba Timber @Ednah___]

If I ever get pregnant I would notify my friends with a meme like this.😂

[mia @httpsosweet]

my pronouns are his/wife

[TheRionsEye @therionseye]

This Aquarius season I’m telling you fr leave them Aquarius’s ALONE! We do not give af right now. Something must be In the air, but we do NOT care.

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

Why’d I go back to school 🙃🤢

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

when the haircut starts looking like he’s ready to b a dad

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

@discopugss Sorry, that was just me getting this ass out of bed 💅🏻

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

Me: Ugh, you’re a chode
My sister: But I’m not the chodiest of chodes

[Odiase @odivse]

this how i feel everytime i'm getting a tattoo

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

leo would create an ocean in fire for you, aquarius.

[domobami ✧ @domobami]

when an aquarius finally “opens” with you

[TheRionsEye @therionseye]

Aquarius

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

@myriad_ggs Do it 🦶🏻

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I'm not gonna lie Christmas looking like it’s the thought that counts this year

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

It’s soup weather and my husband doesn’t like soup!! 🥲🥲

[Cassandra @loverdujour]

@discopugss Sorry that was me 🤧