Alan “White Boy” Bosley

| Cats by 90 | +1.7 handicap | PHD in Gender Studies | Occupation: Broke | Sex: Not Enough | Lynn Bowden I miss you |

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

You’ve got to be kidding. #bombsaway

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

The autumn wind is running a fake punt.

Soooooon.

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

Its officially #fuckafreshmanfriday

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

One day in and in midseason form

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

@denzelapplebees 2nd choice gives you a half-god feeling

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

@CaliparisBurner Ive been caught

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

No I don’t think thats true #fat

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

I thought clyde edwards-elaire was going to be generational

[Steel Industry Drunk @HillbillyExec]

Stoner:
-gay
-retarded
-porn addict
-poor

Alcoholic:
-family man
-pillar of the community
-beautiful wife
-patriot
-rich

[Coach Darty “Darts” McGraw @CoachDarty]

Realizing that being single for this long means that I’m the problem #woo

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

Absolute gem at target #larping

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

@HingleMcKr Thats baseball

[L.J. “3rd & Goal” Scott @TheLJ_Scott]

I will find my wife off of Snapchat quick add

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

Whos ovulating?

[Bud “Hammered” Weiser @budishammered]

“GOING GREEK GAVE ME YOU!” How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

@HingleMcKr Quick add Hingle

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

@edward1mcdonald We called it april madness

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@johhnybirks Dude rocks

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@MasonJorris_24 Run the fade

[Alan “White Boy” Bosley @loverofthehole]

If you gon piss like a puppy, stay off the porch and let the big dogs eat