fittest lassie

I have lots of things to say

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Yeah totally I just gotta go home first and grab my arcade card.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Been a while since I had a free day

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

As you get older…. you will meet more bald people.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

You either have a naked neighbor or are a naked neighbor

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

If I could send smells over text it would be over

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Bought 2 tickets to the Louvre for $180. Told my boyfriend thinking he’d be proud that I got the tickets all on my own. He said “u sure they were that expensive? I thought they’d be much cheaper”. Turns out I got #scammed ! I love throwing my money down la toilétte.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

You either have a naked neighbor or are a naked neighbor

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

If someone says uh oh with a t like “ut oh”, that’s how you know it’s really bad

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Sin pescado por favor

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Sin carne por favor

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Do you think anyone’s favorite starburst is orange?

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

@marsinscorpio69 Love this plan

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

AI am scared.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

What does it mean when your uber driver puts on a covid mask halfway through your ride?

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

@marsinscorpio69 Omg right

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

@MileyCyrus PLEASE cover Nose on the Grindstone by Tyler Childers you woukd absolutely destroy that song

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Purpalicious is the alt version of pinkalicious.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

There’s no you time like poo time

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

There’s nothing like seeing a rainbow when you’re by yourself.

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Why does everyone going out in Boston just accept that DJs think were in 2013???

[fittest lassie @lovestruckelica]

Poop time is built in phone time.