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your hidden desire: infinite dicks
its manifestation: the duke of teeth
its consequences: the bard
manifest the social life you need.

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look out for the thief of warning signs in your orbit this week.

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your fear: infinite needles
your current response: the mom friend
a better response: the secretary of bones
consider talking to an enemy. it'll probably be a tough conversation, but totally worth it.

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your card for today is the president of needles. be prepared to begin a new chapter of your material life tomorrow.

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your childhood: the prince of clocks
your adolescence: the president of warning signs
your adulthood: the thirteen of pentagons
things have been tough for you lately, but now they're looking up.

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best-case scenario: the eleven of moons
worst-case scenario: the admin
most likely scenario: the antipope
you've been warned.

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the nine of rabbits says "what do you need intellectually as the moon wanes?"

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your fear: the mayor of spoons
your current response: the barista
a better response: the queen of dicks
watch out for how this week's energy will shape you socially.

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your week: the reckoning
your weekend: the eight of moons
don't forget: the ace of knives
it might be time to talk to a professional.

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brings you together: the ten of snakes
pulls you apart: the six of candles
needs your attention: the used toyota camry
yikes.

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your strength: the six of stamps
your weakness: the antipope
some advice: the six of snakes
do with this what you will

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the reckoning says "there may be a loss in your future—likely interpersonal—so be prepared to be flexible, adaptable, and forgiving."

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your hidden desire: the prince of warning signs
its manifestation: the seven of warning signs
its consequences: the seven of bones
who are you really, intellectually?

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your week: the three of teacups
your weekend: the ombudsman of lemons
don't forget: the ace of dicks
while you worry about family and the home, you're ignoring a flourishing psychological life. it's time to take two steps back and practice some gratitude, seeker.

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your past: the vice president of dicks
your present: the three of bees
your future: the six of teeth
try reaching out to a parent tomorrow

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your week: the comptroller of snakes
your weekend: the five of needles
don't forget: the eleven of moons
nice.

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your hidden desire: the knight of clocks
its manifestation: the eight of spoons
its consequences: the fear
remember that your past does not define your future.

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what you bring: the three of knives
what they bring: the three of pentagons
the relationship: the ragdoll cat
you've had your feast love. get ready for the famine.

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your hidden desire: the five of needles
its manifestation: the ten of needles
its consequences: the five of rabbits
nice going dreamer!

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look out for the provost of birds in your orbit this week.