Love You Bach

Authentic feelings and legitimate concerns from an accidental Bachelor franchise superfan.

[Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe]

I like this guy

[Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe]

Never watched the Harry Potter movies about to start them now

[Ann Cascella @heyannjude]

A #BachelorNation Thread: Rumors were flying about Clayton being named #TheBachelor months before we even had the chance to see him as a contestant on Michelle Young's season of #TheBachelorette.

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Joe is fine. It’s true. I was expecting him to bomb this hometown, though. I’m low key shocked he’s checking all the boxes: telling fam he’s ready to propose, telling Michelle he’s falling for her. Wow. #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Joe has the highest production value date and the activity is a callback to Michelle’s vulnerable poem. You do the math. #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Rodney for Bachelor!!! This man has charismatic lead energy and I am genuinely rooting for him. #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

STOP. USING. FEMALE. AS. A. NOUN. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.
#TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

I hope Michelle walks Chris S out right this second. This guy shows up uninvited on someone else’s 1:1 to reprimand and undermine Michelle?! Finish him. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Petition to cancel all group dates forever. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

I want Michelle to be supported and feel empowered to pop off at these dudes and call them out in the moment. #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

We got grown men acting like children. Distracted by fun and games and forgetting that the entire reason they’re in PJ’s is a goddamn DATE with Michelle. These dudes need to step it up. I feel for her. #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

This hot tub is an oversized tuna can. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

You don’t know why….?

[Tammy K Ly @tammykayly]

Peter gives me 🚩🚩 idk why. Might be his name. Might be he looks like Yosef idk #TheBachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Not enough contestants get sent home from their 1:1’s. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

This string quartet playing Take My Breath Away is the tasteful musical moment we deserve. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

There’s a precise personality match thats achieved every season where one evil psycho is someone else’s precise trigger. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

One of these guys is gonna puke mid spin and choke on their own vomit. And then pass out. We don’t need or want this. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Hard pass on the G-Force simulator. This shit looks tortuous! Not necessary. Put these men in aviators and have them do some reflective work on what the danger zone means to them. #thebachelorette

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Jay Ellis on #TheBachelorette 🥵 These contestants could NEVER!

[Love You Bach @loveyoubach_]

Lol no