MKE

[MKE @lovincup]

No. Please no

[MKE @lovincup]

The solution to whiskey dick: brandy.

[MKE @lovincup]

I'm totally got the vagina thing wrong.

[MKE @lovincup]

I love Adam

[MKE @lovincup]

I've been told I have an Asian vagina.

[MKE @lovincup]

For all of their jumping around, I have yet to see a vadger fan with rhythm. Stupid vadgers.

[MKE @lovincup]

As a Hawkeye fan, I can tell you I am in the depths of vadger hell.

[MKE @lovincup]

My new name for the badgers: the vadgers.

[MKE @lovincup]

This is the Lane Bryant of pro shops.

[MKE @lovincup]

Embracing my east coast slut...

[MKE @lovincup]

Hey dickhead. The teller at the bank is not here for your idle chat. Do you not see the line u stupid fuck?

[MKE @lovincup]

Best food mag article subtitle ever: slumps, grunts, buckles and betties.

[MKE @lovincup]

I assure you, you are MILF-able.

[MKE @lovincup]

When a Korean invites me for "evening occasions" what does that mean exactly?

[MKE @lovincup]

He's the peter north of chickens.

[MKE @lovincup]

Finishing remark from faculty retreat: mime porn. Turn it up.

[MKE @lovincup]

Guy needs his chili cheese dog at the Road Ranger. All transactions cease.

[MKE @lovincup]

Overheard in CR: id like a diet margarita, with lots of sugar.

[MKE @lovincup]

I'm as surprised as you. Great arts in cedar rapids. Divapalooza. Who knew?

[MKE @lovincup]

Newsflash. These Kmart shoppers are something else.