Alexander Banks

living the dream

[quantivity @quantivity]

How many incorrect conclusions are attributable to applying Pearson correlation to non-linear data.

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

"I'm not going to call ahead" #TheOffice

[felix salmon @felixsalmon]

When was the rule passed saying that every new-hire announcement has to include the word “thrilled”?

[Alexander Banks @loving__lyfe]

@Accreds xczc

[Alexander Banks @loving__lyfe]

@_hannahdarling #drank

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I think people would respect The Vatican more if The Pope was decided by a competition like The Hunger Games.

[Bret Easton Ellis @BretEastonEllis]

Baz Lurhmann's awful "The Great Gatsby" seems like some kind of ghastly Illuminati prank with Leo fighting against it and losing, decimated.

[AnthonyF @AnthoBuzzTV]

@_hannahdarling Really enjoying your studio version of "Some Nights"!

[Alexander Banks @loving__lyfe]

Meat is murder

[Alexander Banks @loving__lyfe]

@_hannahdarling copy cat

[felix salmon @felixsalmon]

The truth is so banal. http://t.co/4WCGfB1NJN

[Alexander Banks @loving__lyfe]

"I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin."