kate

in my 'normal girl' era

poiu45 on mtgo

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything

Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad

[salvador parton @max_headgame]

this is how I feel about passing slow walkers

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Man, imagine being Jeffrey Epstein. Your entire life has been devoted to obtaining blackmail material for people in positions of power, and then suddenly one of them becomes President of the United States… but then your old friend depression shows up again…

[kate @loving_sight]

primevowl titan did nothing wrong

[kate @loving_sight]

if this makes you mad you need to log off

[theonly jf @theonly_jf]

Other Strix Serenade enjoyers out there? I may like the card a bit too much, so I started creating 🦉tokens with Grok that I can hand out the perfect token for every card I counter. Others are in the making still…
-> Sowlitude, Guide of Owls, Primeowl Titan, Kappa Cannonowl, …

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

We all have tattoos from our youth we regret. I'm no longer as fond as I initially was of my "It is currently the year 2024" tattoo.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

This is incredible. Just incredible.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".

[kate @loving_sight]

@ChefGreginald as soon as you can.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: The president’s heart is the strongest we’ve ever measured

TRUMP: (unprompted, 8th time in 4 months) it’s really something to be beyond redemption isn’t it folks? I think when my soul is weighed by Anubis it will be found (enunciating) quite bad

[Mae @MaeTcg]

Titan used to be an honorable deck