lorraine

atx by way of la/nyc. nba tings #NewYorkForever 🧡💙

[lorraine @lowayne]

it’s crazy you can tell the inside the nba guys are HYPED for this game 3 and they do this every night WILD

[lorraine @lowayne]

sometimes I put Ruby down to bed and she’s like “bye mom” and 30 mins later I hear her singing songs and counting her numbers, just in her room self soothing, vibin. same baby girl!!

[lorraine @lowayne]

wow the wordle today was fucked

[lorraine @lowayne]

in an uber home driver playing daniel caesar are you tryna get me in my feelings wtf

[lorraine @lowayne]

sometimes I think about if I ever get cancelled I hope it’s at least funny so when it gets blasted everywhere while my life is being ruined, people go “hah good one….”

[lorraine @lowayne]

watching the pitt and sobbing

[lorraine @lowayne]

had an insane electrical situation this wknd w my neighbors tree dropping a huge branch and ripped out my electrical utility wire from the roof. @progressive home owners insurance cut me a check before the charge even cleared on my credit card. incredible service!!!

[lorraine @lowayne]

you ever solve the wordle too fast and then get sad

[lorraine @lowayne]

I hate that these god damn chat gpt commercials are so good WHICH AGENCY DAMNIT

[lorraine @lowayne]

just saw the nets head coach and I swear I ain’t never seen that man in my life

[lorraine @lowayne]

are we just kicking each other in the nuts now?!!! Wtf is happening in this damn Knicks game?! 😭😭😭

[lorraine @lowayne]

I just called the patriots “cardi b’s boyfriends team” hahahhahaha

[lorraine @lowayne]

I’m running out of places to move in America

[lorraine @lowayne]

levels coming on and me bringing down the vibe explaining that avicii is DEAD

[lorraine @lowayne]

anyone else feel like a dirtbag when their landscapers are outside doing their thing and your ass is just on the couch listening to it lol

[lorraine @lowayne]

good vibes cost money and I will not be explaining further

[lorraine @lowayne]

big jalen brunson fan over here

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[lorraine @lowayne]

So I had to pay for stupid fucking espn bc stupid ass billion dollar dumbass companies can’t figure shit out and now I subscribe to 9000 streamers to watch the Knicks honestly bring fucking cable back this is mutiny

[Lu @blxcksaint]

she got a lil New York Jets on her 🆗