Low Budget Steve

Welcome to my breakdown.

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

Am I perfect? Probably. But enough about me, let's talk about what's wrong with you.

[Robert K. Young @RobertKYoung]

Gabagool is the Danny DeVito of deli meats.

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

My 3-yr-old just looked me in the eye and said “bon appetite!” and then ate a sloppy booger and I’m mostly angry that she spoke French

[Daft Pun @AllanForsyth]

*Seductively divides the dinner date bill into exactly who ate and drank what*

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

Oh, astronomy trivia with Aaron Rodgers, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

I just literally shouted WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DEER at the window and they appeared lol

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

Hey, notice Joe biden trying to fucking sell himself every day, me either.

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

Maybe southernahs aren't poetic, maybe you just talk to much Blanche fucking devereaux

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Stop treating traffic stops like commando operations. And stop making absurd laws that create a pretext for traffic stops.

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

Not now, thinking about Blackbeard taking straight mercury through his urethra to his bladder to cure syphilis. Arrgh, indeed.

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

@RaeUvLite 👀

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

How's your fucking robot dog perform against a swimming pool motherfucker

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

@THE_shitface He totally sucked his dick

[Taylor Campbell @WStarCampbell]

Communications officers with @WindsorPolice have been busy dealing with unwarranted backlash on Twitter in recent days after footage of a violent traffic stop in a Virginia town by the same name surfaced online. https://t.co/39aITi4dDs

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Name Jesse Ventura's third party

[𝕛. @jordijoints]

Shout out to drugs

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

The next time you want a decent Louisiana Senator, call me.

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

@gutgremlins @CooleyJscooley And another thing

[Low Budget Steve @LowBudg8Steve]

How's your fucking robot dog perform against the elementary school drop off lane motherfucker

[JSlower @CooleyJscooley]

Universe is a troll.