CryptoGlutton

Terra diet got me fat, then left me starving. Nothing to do but get back in the buffet line and find something new.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@BitcoinMagazine My God, if you all are stupid enough to listen to what he says and not immediately understand this is gaslighting and projection by the GOP all wrapped up in one long sound bite, you have entirely lost your ability to think critically.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@BitcoinMagazine I'm still waiting for the amazing health care plan he promised everyone 8 years ago. The fact that so many of you still believe anything this guy says after 30,573 DOCUMENTED lies and mistruths during his four years in office is straight up psychosis.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@MayaScan_org Please whitelist my Maya address 🍫 so I can bridge my $GLD tokens to @arbitrum

My code is 21XXX

#WHITELIST_MY_MAYA_ADDRESS

🔗 https://t.co/nI8vMXDo4X

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@0vixProtocol @0xPolygon 7% APR which earns you a token that apparently is never going to launch. Great incentive. 👍

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@AquaOnJuno @gadikian Two months later...🤨

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

So much insanity on CT anymore. Look, this is easy. There are a shit ton of tokens that will fly when the next bull hits. Pick three or four of your favorites, invest 30-50% now, sit back and wait. It will be obvious when you should go all-in. If it isn't obvious, don't.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

There are very few projects I come across in crypto where there is actual justification for owning large amounts of the token. $RUNE is one, $ReFi is another. Tokenomics matter...or at least I think they should. @THORChain @ReimaginedFi

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

My God, #Ethereum is useless for the ordinary person. Got airdropped the $SD I had on Terra during the crash. It was $44 worth. Selling it into USDC cost me $25 in $ETH. Smart money my ass. It literally might be the dumbest thing in crypto, right after the idiots who pimp it.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

Seems crazy, but the safest bet in crypto right now might be $LUNA. The mass sell-off is over, most of what remains is locked up tight for at least six months. The Bear might actually end up being the catalyst that gets money flowing again into the new Luna ecosystem.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

Listen, I just want my tens of followers to know NOT to invest in $OHM, because I did, again, and like always, it has started to bleed out. I'll let you all know when I sell. You see the sell tweet - APE IN, because $OHM is guaranteed to go up 30-40% within the day.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

Since Terra's collapse I've jumped on a lot of platforms...and have been utterly disappointed. Makes total sense why the new launch didn't crater. The ecosystem was, without question, the absolute best in crypto. So smooth, so focused, so interconnected. People want that back.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@ChainLinkGod Serious question from someone who's really trying to find smarter investments across crypto. There is no doubt ChainLink's service is incredibly valuable, but what is the value in $LINK? Why is it worthwhile for me to buy 1000s of those?

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@CryptoHarry_ I'm still trying to figure out where all the liquidity is going to come from to satisfy all the people who say they're gonna sell their 30% right off the bat. Are there LPs set up I'm not aware of? What's the other side of the trading pair going to be? 🤔

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

Make no mistake, $Luna was driven into the ground by the people most of us got into crypto to escape. It proved itself to be the bonafide answer to banking the bankless and freeing the common man from the system. Yet they've let $BTC and $ETH hang around. Think about that.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

There will be people on CT telling you to hold. DON'T! All those geniuses that called the Luna death spiral are going to rue the days on end they spent pushing that FUD and hoping for it to come true. The SEC is coming now. You think this was a crash? You ain't seen nothing yet.

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

@jeremytanaja That's a history book I'd rather not be a part of. 😂 Oh well, such is life in crypto. It definitely ain't for the weak of heart, or stomach. 😉

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

Guess it's time to change my Twitter handle, or I'm gonna end up starving to death. Gonna miss you $Luna and $UST. You gave me a glimpse into what's possible in this game - extremes on both sides. Another in a long line of hard lessons. The biggest - take profit when you can!

[CryptoGlutton @LowCalCrypto]

If you're going to try and force a black swan event on a platform, you better hope it works. $UST has already proven it works beautifully, even during the worst crashes in crypto, and now it's proven it works beautifully under attack. @terra_money $Luna