laura

Michigan Made ✋🏼

[laura @loweeejo]

@tacobell Nobody cares until you bring back the double decker taco.

[laura @loweeejo]

The same people worried about drinking their water here in Ohio are the same ones that make stupid fucking water jokes to me when they find out I came here from Flint, Michigan. #EastPalenstine

[laura @loweeejo]

Wish I never would have bought a @whirlpoolusa dryer! I bought ONE year ago and this is the SECOND time it's broken the SAME WAY and now I have to wait 2 weeks to have a repair man come out plus I have to pay for iT. Soooo cool.

[laura @loweeejo]

@morninggloria Honestly give me a break with this shit...do you REALLY think they are saying they are actually dating, NO! I can't stand people who just want to bitch about everything.

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help Lol well tell that to 3 people who all can't access it multiple times a week and the it will magically work at other times:

[laura @loweeejo]

Not @keybank trying to troubleshoot me like I'm 80 years old. 🙄 Your app sucks.

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help How about you just fix your app I have two friends that also can't open their app it's not my phone

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help It's a problem on your end, not mine.

[laura @loweeejo]

@keybank sucks. Every time I try to use the app it's "down" which wouldn't matter so much if they didn't shut down every branch within 25 minutes of my house.

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help It is

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help Deleted, got it back, turned phone off again so twice now

[laura @loweeejo]

@KeyBank_Help I did that and it sure is.

[laura @loweeejo]

@aprilshay Marshal?!!

[laura @loweeejo]

@threemadness @LCArena_Detroit Yes this is nuts, last time I went to a hockey game there I had to keep a tampon in my bra 😒

[laura @loweeejo]

@umbrashinee Haha I think portobello mushrooms do

[laura @loweeejo]

@aprilshay They're gonna be disappointed when I whoop someone's ass

[laura @loweeejo]

Just found out my daughter made a plan with her friends (1st grade) to sneak out of their houses at midnight, meet at the ice cream shop and then go search for Bigfoot on the bike trail. So funny.

[laura @loweeejo]

I just ordered Taco Bell and the guy said "cool ma'am" after I ordered and that is such a weird thing to say.