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I write: songs; stories; a lot of stuff.

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@dieworkwear Whenever someone says “Hey, I been preachin’ this all along,” you know the comeuppance train is on its way.

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OK. I guess I’m going over there. Same name.

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@jpftw @aprilajoyr On Donald’s flabby ass I’ll stand
As he sinks into sinking stand
Don’t drag us into sinking sand

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@taylorsschumann Explain it to me like I’m 5 and in an iron lung.

[Kayode. A 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @iamistukay]

@notcapnamerica It was simply misogyny.

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@kimreed I’ve never been the same.

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@mayaonstage Yep.

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@ndkirschmann Are you crazy? Southerners love Tim Walz. He’s a white football coach — we respect them more than our own parents.

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@TheBaddestMitch She was overshadowing his (checks notes) career producing Celebrity Prank Wars.

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@CincyHeavy @UnnecRoughness Coach Bryant was instrumental in integrating the whole conference.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

how come goofy can talk but mickey mouse dog just sit and act dumb asf, why do a damn mouse have a dog in the first place. this is frustrating me.

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@IuseLinuxbtw42 @AChillGhost We could, but what we actually can’t imagine is taking the same trip on trains and ferries, where you don’t have to drive at all.

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@guardianogeloso Using the word "schlonged."

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@atrupar MAGA confuses activity for achievement.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Hope he's okay.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

Saban could easily sneak on the sideline in the Big AL costume

*Voice from within costume*

“Psst Malachi it’s me, get your $%*# together”

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Unfortunately same.

[the content is good (original version) @BourbonGhost]

I told myself that when Saban retired I would take a step back and let a season or two pass before I got really invested in. I knew it was the right call for a variety of reasons. But I have always been too dumb to take my own advice.

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@dabneyring This is so cool. “New Kid in Town” is tied with “Tequila Sunrise” for best Eagles song for me. I’ve seen videos of him singing it and he had a great voice.

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I don’t feel like enough of a big deal was made about J.D. Souther dying.

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@dabneyring Nooooo! That’s amazing!