Lowell Davis

Dad. Husband. Chicago Cubs and Iowa State Cyclones fan. Baseball. Soccer. Oxford comma, two spaces.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

#Cubs

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

Absolute trash customer service after a completely unacceptable mistake.
The guy even told me “be sure to bring it next time”.
We’re planning to not include fundamental ingredients again soon?

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

Hey @McDonalds. Not only did your Boone, IA store manage to not put beef patties on two cheeseburgers that I ordered for my kid, but they also had an attitude and treated me like I was at fault when I came back to the drive-thru because I didn’t bring the bag to show them. 1/2

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

This is GLORIOUS

David Letterman & Stephen Colbert on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre bringing back the classic @Letterman routine one last time

This is how you go out, @StephenAtHome! 😂

And may @CBS implode literally the same way without you

[Gilded Hiero @Fox_Beholder]

Jonathan Frakes 'Beyond Belief' clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar

["Doc" Hypnosis 🧠 | BowTied Brain-Hacking @BowTiedTrance]

In honor of 4/20, here's a clip from Norm Macdonald's show that should be far more widely viewed and appreciated.

There's a reason I call 4/20 "Hold the Fort Day." 😂

(We need to bring back "hold the fort" as a saying, too.)

Happy 420, ya old chunk of coal.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GOOD VIBES ONLY YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

With @HiMyNameIsSeton leaving the on air portion of @dpshow, the big question is: will he still be part of the 2027 calendar? The people need to know.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

Watching the @Cubs on @WatchMarquee. Easter wiener sighting.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@Jims4x4toy That is fantastic.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@ring what’s the ETA for Thanksgiving and Christmas doorbell/chime sounds? It would be awesome if you’d just leave them as available all year but I’d settle for knowing when they’ll be enabled this year.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@dalepartridge Fuck off Dale.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

Hey @iRobot - after AWS shit the bed, the Roomba maps are gone for my house. Any chance they’ll magically reappear as everything comes back online or do I have to start over?

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Gary Cohen wasn't sold on the way the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial.

"I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@GRitz93 lol. Smd

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

At least Cade Horton didn’t get pulled early to attend a rally disguised as a memorial.

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@Pdonk24 😂

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@RealistMidwest 😂

[Lowell Davis @lowelldavis]

@jayscout99 Smd