Chris.

25. INTJ. ♛ German-American. Pharmacy Technician. Slytherin. Nerd. Fußball.⚽The Ocean. Animals. Books. Traveling.

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Mom: Are you staying up? Me: Probably no- Mom: Cause i want to make a big breakfast. Me: Yes. I am staying up.

[galactic @reeser]

So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

@reeser BOO-YAH 👍🏼

[galactic @reeser]

Let's hear it for those "sticking to my morals" third party voters who split the vote tonight. What morals? You helped Trump get here.

[ashley hufford @ashleyhufford]

I will always be proud I voted for Hillary Clinton. Always. Always. Always. Always.

[ICHIBAN BABY @DemiCaruso]

RT If You Knew Americans Were Stupid But You Didn't Think It Was This Bad

[xzay 🦦 @xzayyeee]

We should've died in 2012 when we had the chance

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

You bet your sweet patriotic ass I'm cracking open some beers until this thing is over. #2016election #GoVote2016

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Let's GO. https://t.co/pBKmGbVKFW

[Richard Speight, Jr. @dicksp8jr]

America, go VOTE today! ESPECIALLY you kind, caring members of the #spnfamily. YOU have the power to change the world. Go make me proud. #🇺🇸

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

@mishacollins You're such a fantastic individual and an inspiration. Thank you. Your visit to #cincinnati meant so much to us.

[galactic @reeser]

. @mishacollins in #cincinnati!

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Bro:I thought this movie was going to be a guy discovering the beautiful ocean.But than i watched it & was like aw they killed the whale! 😂

[German Football @DFB_Team_EN]

Thank you, boys!

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Amazing match!! Congrats on your well deserved gold medal! #Brazil 😊👏🏼👏🏼 #BrazilGermany #Olympics2016 #soccer #football

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

@reeser gotch ya omg I'm so excited.

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Yup. I have a girl crush on Kate McKinnon. 😳😳😳

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

@reeser come and get it! Lol we need to haaang out. When is the show in Cleveland again? I need to request off work lol

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Eating animal shaped Mac ncheese and drinking chocolate milk from my star wars cup.If this isnt how you adult than what other way is there!?

[Chris. @lowenherz42]

Michaela: The scanner didn't work for me. Me: It worked for me? Michaela: Must be a white people thing. Me: Shut the hell up. 😂😂