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i guess I'm in that meadowhawk comic. sorry in advance.

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Fun Fact: did you know that dragons

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dear twitter please stop showing me things

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bro i'm just on my bed and stuff man it's no big deal just bedroom chillin

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@strathven biggest role model as a kid

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am dragon, AMA

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@Dragonheadthing well sure it's easy to believe when you can look in a mirror right?

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SCP don't got nothin on me

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actually i do want to say one thing

it's not true that i've never wanted to hear a song about teenage love

it's just that American football already wrote the perfect record about that and the subject is done

there is literally nothing that can possibly be added to it

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man people everywhere acting like everything’s the worst thing ever all the time. y’all really are doomers

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@Tyrnn go get ‘em

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someone said there’s no dragons anymore cause people stopped believing in us

i believe that’s bull hockey

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i am a fool. don't bother looking for me. don't look over there. i'm just out in the ether, foolin around. actin the fool. forever.

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heck no and yes i don't care, at all.

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lord save me i have become a cranky old dragon exactly like my father and just like my father i am not sorry at all

what is this cycle

begone! leave me to my devices and shimmering baubles.

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i turned on the light in my bathroom using a device on my wrist so we can dispense with the notion that we are not living in the future, the tape-and-paper crafts of my childhood imaginations have been fully realized and all that remains is to determine what sort of future it is

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your youthful angst and idiotic meatheaded romance are not interesting or exciting

your life hasn't even started, you're not even a person yet

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gosh dang man it just

it hurts so much hearing that track and being like HRRGHH IT HURTS SO MUCH, LITTLE EARLY 90s ME FEELS SO SEEN and then the next thing i hear is "Uuuhn yeah girl we're young and free this is the last night of the rest of our lives"

gag me, til i die

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i have never wanted to hear a song about young sexy teens in love and i wish they would all disappear

young people suck yeah i said it

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i want the album that's supposed to follow America Online, not this Seventeen and Prom Night trash. where's that record huh. it was supposed to be right here after track 2.

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how can a band start off an album with such a ripping anthem about personal loneliness and desperate yearning for connection at the dawn of the internet age and swerve so disgustingly into cliche Hot Teen Romance so immediately

what the hell The Midnight

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the only broken heart here is mine