Colin

Gentleman Fictioneer. #amwritingfantasy #ttrpg

[Colin @lowericon]

Anybody want to be a surrogate mother for $40,000?

Someone in my family is unable to conceive and she’s offering $40k for a healthy young woman in the USA.

She will also pay for pregnancy expenses like maternity clothes, prenatal vitamins, Dr. visits, etc. #fertility #IVF

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Are surprise parties a thing that real people do or did? It's been in every single TV show but in real life I've never been a part of one or heard about one second-hand

[Colin @lowericon]

@KOfTheBH It would be great if you could update the wiki then. I’m not sure how one becomes a contributor but isn’t the whole idea of a wiki that anyone can add to it? Where does it say all that about sycamores and changing religions?

[Colin @lowericon]

House Blanetree is pretty Christmasy #asoiaf #GameOfThrones

[Colin @lowericon]

@KOfTheBH According to the wiki they are maple leaves. Maple-based sweets are Christmasy.

https://t.co/jXrKwY4vBv

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

So - Marge Greene said insurrectionists weren’t armed or dangerous. It was released today that the Secret Service seized almost 300 knives and 242 canisters of pepper spray from Trump supporters before the attack.

Don’t twist it. They are f*cking terrorists.

[Tom Anderson @myspacetom]

@elonmusk

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

People deserve a God who is bigger than Franklin Graham's and Marjorie Taylor Greene's and Lauren Boebert's and Mike Pence's and Jerry Falwell's and the GOP's God.

Their God is small and terrified—and it suspiciously resembles them.

#SundayMorning

https://t.co/Z1daF984vf

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

If Twitter is a “town hall” like conservatives claim, then banning the discussion of other competing apps would be a violation of the First Amendment.

[Colin @lowericon]

@Nat1Fun All I remember is he was a bard. I remember being overwhelmed by all the choices so I picked bard because I was told “they do some of everything”. What didn’t occur to me was that I then had to LEARN everything. It was a good intro character and I still love bards to this day.

[Colin @lowericon]

Baristas are hotter than nurses, but nobody ever makes Starbucks porn. What’s up with that?

[Colin @lowericon]

If the Democrats got a genie lamp with 3 wishes, they’d haggle it down to 1 wish and then spend that wish on something the Republicans want, to encourage bipartisanship.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

Feinstein says about Democrats having 51 seats “it's terrific. And they can work if it's used, but there's a danger in it as well. And that's being too aggressive.”

[Is TWoW Out Yet? @IsTWoWOutYet]

No

[Colin @lowericon]

An Angel named Talindrea plucked him from obscurity and gave him magic powers (divine soul sorcerer) and the deed to a piece of land called Mirthstone.

Alon was then teleported to the bustling inter-dimensional metropolis of Sigil. #planescape He must find Mirthstone. #dnd5e

[Colin @lowericon]

Alon Quin, my newest #DnDcharacter. Farm boy who’s never been more than 10 miles from the barn he was born in. Never seen an orc, elf, or dwarf. Never seen a building taller than 2 stories or a gathering of more than 40 people.
A complete neophyte to the adventuring life #trrpg

[baby smith @itsBABYSMITH]

the Mensa Society charges $79/year in dues just for the privilege of telling people you're smart.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Conservatives haven’t understood yet that when they got everything they wanted, that also meant we all saw what they always wanted, and our disgust is genuine and enduring, and consequently millions of us will never respect or trust you again.

Feel however you want about it.

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

It cost Elon Musk $44 billion to get someone to finally call him funny and that person was Jordan Peterson

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

Tesla stock is now down 49% since Elon Musk offered to buy Twitter in April, losing over half a trillion dollars in market valuation.

Just in the three and a half weeks since Musk took over Twitter on October 28, Tesla stock is down 27%, losing $190 billion in value.