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[newt @lowersun5]

architectural maps

[tara @thundrpike]

i wish there was a master's degree in voltron legendary defender

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I have discovered that sitting completely still for hours on end does nothing

[xan @lilxan1k]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[lex @lexlisbon]

Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

[Cap🎗️Currently reading WHA @ex_zephyr]

College so bad i started reading dsmp superheroes/supervillains fics

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

FUCK! Just found out that in order to achieve extraordinary things you have to go to extraordinary lengths!!! uh oh!!!

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

sleeping for 12+ hours makes me realise how much i would enjoy being dead

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One thing I love about traveling is how it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only life you could live

[Parasite @parasiitism]

I wish I had died really young so I wouldn't have time to become a bad person and I'd be guaranteed a spot in heaven

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

My sexual fantasy is doing everything right the first time and never being racked with guilt or regret

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

im so hungry i could eat the gap between what i said and what i meant

[Tubbo @TubboLive]

gay ptide 🏳️‍🌈

[garshmo @garshmo]

I can give myself a fever using only a thought

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been