bec

[Allium @snacklesbian]

i wish the orcas knew how many of us were rooting for them

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Amazon UK sells $31bn of stuff in the UK a year.

It pays £0 tax.

Vodafone, Shell, BP and many others pull the same trick, this is why YOUR tax bills are so high, because theirs are ZERO and they are multibillionaires.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adult life is constantly saying to your friends let’s do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by

[ains⋆˚✿ @admirephil]

im sorry but the 49ers being sad while confetti gets stuck on their faces is so funny 😭

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

SO ALDI HAD A CAKE THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT SIMILAR TO THEIRS AND THEY TOOK THEM TO COURT OVER IT. THEY TOOK ALDI TO COURT OVER AN INSECT-LARVAE BASED BAKED GOOD WITH A SILLY LITTLE FACE ON IT.

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags,dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

they should invent a kind of sleep that leaves you refreshed in the morning

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Making a page for your baby and commenting as the baby

[nonya bidness @boujeebx]

THIS is what they need to bring back. not the rollout of dating shows in hot climate. i miss FUN tv :((

[Bible Believing Barbie @BBBarbie_]

So this adulting thing, there's no like....midterm? Like it's everyday???????