Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk, retired Lowes plumbing department manager, married with 5 kids and 14 grandchildren.

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@Taveraco LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME YABO IS BACK ON BF5, COME GET SOME!!!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@WillieHardigan1 You sound like Beatrice, that broad I tagged at the Plummer swap. I laid that pipe good Willie

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@WillieHardigan1 I prefer RC Cola, I’m what they call are an aristocrat

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@WillieHardigan1 Home Depot had negros, could he worse!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@WillieHardigan1 WELCOME FRIEND, I HOPE YOU AND DARCIE ARE WELL. SHOULD GET TOGETHER AT THE DRIVE IN, THE STANG HAS SOME UPGRADES YOULL LOVE.

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@Browns @DUDEwipes Wayne Kerr

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[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Josh Allen: *Breathes*

Tony Romo:

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@chosenone45_ @garretthoops_ @Burgesssss_ Well I completely agree Chose1, but if you think Lamar isn’t a clear upgrade over Goff, you’re bonkers!! That’s like Mary wasn’t an upgrade over Beth, and Mary had a great rack

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@Burgesssss_ Austin Burgers, you’re an idiot! Mary could’ve ranked this better god rest her soul!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

Mary and I went to @DennysDiner for a killer breakfast for dinner. She loves bacon! Thank you Denny’s!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@josh_dobbs1 Class A tweet Josh!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@Burgesssss_ @Lj_era8 I agree Austin, hope all is well in dipshitville!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

Getting these ribs fired up for the Irish game, Mary should would love this pork tonight!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

Happy Birthday to a true American hero and inspiration @TheRealOJ32. Never will forget how you cut through D’s! Happy Bday Juice!!

Mike

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

Mary is absolutely devastated at this abortion ordeal, I think it’s all a joke!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@MichelleObama Michelle you are correct, even if you are a man!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@TGillespie14 Randy, my deepest apologies. I lost my dearest friend Bubba at Vietnam. Prayers with you.

Mike

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

Just took Mike III to @redrobinburgers, the fries put little man in a coma!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@CrumblCookies HONEY BUNS THE BEST FLAVOR THIS WEEK!!

[Mike Hawk @lowesplummike]

@LeezleC Is there anything you don’t bitch about