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forgive my Northern attitude

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Last time my parents visited I found out my dad be watching stuff like this. Boomers have the online profile of 12 year olds

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Mahabali Shera knocked out Jake Hager in Power Slap

[peruvian puff pepper @puffpepperss]

White guy + Texas Mexican wife

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

They’re calling it the most Millennial post of all time

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So this is cool but A$AP Rocky is not? Lol interesting

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Zlatan is Zlatan, but finding out he has a super wealthy girlfriend of over 20 years, she's ten years older than him, they have two sons together, and she hasn't agreed to marry him yet, tells me she's actually the baddie in the relationship

[Grand Regent Steez @Traplord_Steez]

I’m going to still listen to Larry June idc what yall niggas say Lmao

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A+ tweet but change the on to *in lol

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[€$ @lowkey_ev]

They scared

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Belgian federation is challenging FIFA's decision to let U.S. forward Folarin Balogun play in World Cup match. https://t.co/yHYgbs4xcI

[Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton]

The US loves to boast about how wealthy it is, but its wealth is concentrated in the hands of a few oligarchs.

US oligarchs are so insanely rich that they make average wealth seem very high.

But *median* wealth in the US is lower than in Slovenia & Portugal, and half of Italy's

[꒑꒑ @altjjco]

Every mexican household has at least one person showing up dressed like this today

[€$ @lowkey_ev]

Suits and Power pretty much followed the exact same writing formula lol

[€$ @lowkey_ev]

Mad annoying. But hey, I also enjoyed suits when I was 23 years old (which I always assume is the average age of the people on this app)

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Remember when everybody was acting like “Suits” was the best show ever for like 2 months.

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Niggas try to be macho over the dumbest shit lmao your Point Guard is currently battling fed charges but at least y’all don’t vacation with your friends like those soft millennials!😂😂😂

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😂😂

[Nina vs. the World @ninamonei]

One of my favorite tweet genres is “I built a following bashing the opposite sex and now I’m in a happy heterosexual relationship and have to soft launch this to my rabid followers I led to believe we were in an loveless cult together”

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Will it last another 250 though?

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

No one:

Me every time ‘Walking On A Dream’ come on:

[Joe Dellera @JoeDellera]

This is the funniest fucking response possible. A+ lmao

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Huh

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

Jay-Z fans ONLY.

American Gangster or 4.44?

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Shorty had a lil heel on and swore she was taller than me. I look at the tops of people’s heads regularly lol it wasn’t close

[€$ @lowkey_ev]

I know I’ve said this before but nobody believes that they’re the tallest person to ever exist more than a woman who is about 5’10”

[* @cleanyoungin]

Girls be like i’m weirdly attracted to guys that are tall and have big biceps