satan

A lowkey assassin who says everything you wish you could/would! 🦸🏼‍♀️📢

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

@MaizieWalnut How

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Really @UPS this is how you deliver packages now? Ridiculous. Truly.

#deliveryguy #delivery #ups

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@BosticQuita @JackieChristie @VH1 @BasketballWives https://t.co/cBPO4XuqbS

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@thegoodgodabove @AOC

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@saloneshelon Yo you were wildin w/#shekinah on #LHHATL. You’re crazy. @IAMYUNGJOC should dead that relationship w/you in that #salon. You’re attitude is cray cray. You’re bad for #business. #WorstEmployerEver #BadWomenBosses

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

@verizon @VerizonSupport I♥️how you sent me to a 3rd party company to ‘handle’ my ongoing issue w/my acct & they told me it’s because you don’t want to deal w/your own financial responsibilities w/your clients. Real A+ of you. How would Matthew Ellis feel about this service❓

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@NYCTSubway Then why are there no dtown q trains???

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@ThoughtsBy_Jenn @MTA The @MTA sucks with #money and #customerservice. The should be abolished! @NYCMayor and @NYCMayorsOffice and @NYGovCuomo should stop raising #fares and handle the #money better and actually solve the systemic issues and teach some basic decency by its employees. 🤔

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

@QualityNinja @WillNovak13 @VermontLife @GovPhilScott @LawsonsFinest @fiddleheadbrew @SwitchbackBeer @alchemistbeer @HillFarmstead Yaaaaas! You’re onto something! @VermontBrewers should ♥️ this!

Ya’ll should have a blast! And see #vermont at the same time!

https://t.co/hHEzDFWsF1

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

@nbc @ABC @CBS @FoxNews @USATODAY @TODAYshow @enews @etnow_ @usweekly @people @TMZ @HarveyLevinTMZ @extratv @MarioLopezExtra

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

So true! @KillingEve is aaaamazing! Watch it or you’re lame. And who wants to be lame in front of @IamSandraOh and @jodiecomer ? Yeah think about that...🤔

#killingeve #SandraOh #jodiecomer It’s #cuffingseason so grab someone fun and watch!

[Stephanie Davy @Steph_Davy]

When a show is so good that @netflix tells people to go watch it...on Hulu 🙌 #KillingEve

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

Smfh @NYCMayor @NYCMayorsOffice

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

#fairfares rollout for #commuting #newyorkers is a joke. When you actually inquire re the 411 the majority of people need to WAIT to be contacted which will be in April. In essence January when rollout was supposed to happen, it was really a delay tactic & just an announcement.

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

Should every #workout look like this? I think this is just a guys’ fantasy. Because honestly this is fucking #ridiculous.

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

Although i don’t agree with all @POTUS’ tactics for #BorderSecurity, let’s remember under @POTUS44 @BarackObama a wall was agreed upon, he has managed to make this conversation the forefront about wtf is going on with #drugs, #humantraffickers etc. But can ya’ll #compromise pls?

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

This is huge! #NYCCare for all #nyc residents is finally here. @NYCMayor let’s hope this will make a difference to #newyorkers.

When are #FairFares coming because that should be next? 🤔

[POLITICO @politico]

Mayor Bill de Blasio said health care is now guaranteed to every New York City resident—regardless of their ability to pay or immigration status.

The program—NYC Care—includes primary and specialty care, as well as maternity and pediatric care and mental health services

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@Bravotv

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Is there really such thing as a recovering #sociopath @TomSandoval1 ?

@mrjaxtaylor do you have thoughts?

@PumpRules #vanderpumprules

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Why doesn’t their seem to be more #outrage with #congress ? All of out #electedofficials’ behavior is ridiculous. #smfh

[Jennifer Presley @ThoughtsBy_Jenn]

#congress is NOT doing their job. While our elected officials continue to collect a paycheck, #federalemployees are continuing to work W/O a paycheck. & congress is taking their weekend & not convening again until tuesday?!?! #compromise is your job for #solutions. #doit !

[satan @lowkeyassassin]

You’re welcome #christianbale. Happy to oblige.

@vicemovie #ViceMovie #GoldenGlobes2019 @TODAYshow @HuffPostEnt @goldenglobes

[Kaya Jones @KayaJones]

Turned on Golden Globes for 2 minutes & Christian Bale just thanked satan for inspiration in his role playing Dick Cheney. Really?????