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Ruck Ribin

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Squirrel moms pee on their babies

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Bring back PayPal Elon!!!

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I would like to die thinking(godwilling, knowing) @pitbull played the hit single “Fireball” at least once whilst battling diarrheas

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“What’s happening?” Many things… the biggest thing “happening” is probably my type 1 stage 4 diarrhea

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Trying to refer to people beneath me as muppets more often

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I’ve been sleeping on hairdryers all of my life. Must spread the word. Preach of hairdryers and exfoliating scrub for the masses.

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@timcolantuoni Pervert move

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Play for the 2

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Rodgers wont want to work with a rookie. He needs a veteran he can trust. A veteran with first round pedigree. N’keal for 22 feels fair @packers

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@noahlyles is a clown. Deserved a bronze. Pathetic. A close friend told me to tweet this

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@isaiahrashad Thank you for finally dropping that song. Been waiting over a year for it

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This rules

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@mattryanmusic_ Viber

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@Sad_Mets_Fan You make me cry sometimes. Then out of nowhere I feel like I need to get my oil changed

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@brendanmeyers_ Not bad, absolutely appalling visuals on my part

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@Sad_Mets_Fan Still sweating though

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@daniellagiese @MyNameWillBe @Sad_Mets_Fan @zboyle31 @chriseham2 It WaS a GrEaT tWeEt BuT hEaR mE oUt!....

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@daniellagiese Die Hard is basically Jim Carries Grinch but with weapons

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@Sad_Mets_Fan He must be sad... what a shame. I hope he is