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not a parody account

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sometimes a stranger’s post is the only thing that understands you at 2am

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tiktoks gotta take up at least 80% of girls’ storage shit is all they do

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U can get all the BBLs u want I’m still goin over lil booty house 😭

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algorithm is fucking merciless

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what do you say when you get robbed in china and the police officer asks what he looked like

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now that both of my parents know my drug test came back positive, it feels like im living in their disappointment in me all the time. Does it get better?

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“so tell me about the marijuana usage”

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#NewProfilePic

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once you start seriously seeing kys as a way out of all your problems everything starts to go downhill

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sometimes when my mom go 2 weeks without misbehaving i’ll reward her with a little bit of information on my personal life

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new thought incoming…

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giants suck idk why yall ever relied on them

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you cannot ask someone to send you their homework answers then critique how they did it

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when stanley cups were a trend the hydration levels of women in america went up 89%

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nba players be 6’5 doing these boring ass backscratchers like do a 360 eastbay or something bro

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you ever sent a risky text just for the dopamine then unsent it

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but it has so many factors like the instants and reels and even just posting that make it addicting

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i just avoid going on instagram it feels so artificial now

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i feel like we are in the start of an era that will be talked heavily about in history classes 500 years from now if earth still exists

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bitch ass mf trump