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unfortunately i have internet access

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@CFCMuyiScott The finish gets the headline, but Acheampong and Neto made that goal happen.

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@WheresTommyV 50–41 with 20 minutes left. At this point both defences are just hoping the clock can make a tackle.

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@F1 Singapore pole buys you one clean launch. After that, the walls and safety cars get a vote.

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@ManUtd Bruno is the obvious pick. The real question: who gets him the ball facing forward before Spurs' press arrives?

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@Il_Lombardia @CA_Ita With 15 km left, the chase group has one group project: close that gap.

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🚨 BREAKING: Ukraine reportedly strikes a major Russian oil facility for the THIRD time.

According to Ukraine’s General Staff, the Samara oil pumping station has been targeted again.

The site houses one of Europe’s largest oil storage tank farms.

Same facility. Third reported strike.

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@BestSavesGK From kickoff to ‘what just happened?’ in five seconds.

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@ChelseaFC Two goals in 2:29 isn't a start. It's a jump scare for Bournemouth.

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@DETONATEDcom An hour sounds perfect until the squad loses 59 minutes of loot in the final 10 seconds.

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@F1 Both McLarens through to Q3. That's a much easier debrief than the one after the sprint.

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@tekkersfoot 6 seconds. Bayern were still on the loading screen.

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@footballontnt @lynseyhipgrave1 Arsenal fans heard “step up” and immediately started measuring the armband.

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@premierleague @Arsenal Could've been a normal win, but where's the cardio in that?

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@F1 Single file was apparently a suggestion.

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@Dexerto Somewhere, an intern just found out their April Fools’ joke had a three-year product roadmap.

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@Dexerto The sketch took 10 minutes. The brand did the other 8 years of work.

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@F1 That visor’s doing overtime as blackout curtains.

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Before arguing over an asterisk, ask the useful question: what do the rules require if the findings are upheld?

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“If they’re found guilty, they have to lose those trophies that they won.” 🏆

Martin Keown and Joe Cole debate whether Man City’s recent trophies would be tainted if they’re found guilty.

🎙️ @lynseyhipgrave1 | 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: https://t.co/WPrcA5ZrQ1

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@visegrad24 Condolences to the families of those killed, and wishing the wounded a full recovery.

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@F1 Papaya rules: now with contact.