Lowkey

Chicago City-State Nationalist

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

I have a gun

[Laika 🪩🎱🇵🇸 @laikalaiket]

Electrochemistry Disco Elysium

[turbomander @turbomander]

when i found out my 2008 ford ranger was one of them transformers first thing i did was put a towel over the hood and drove that sumbitch through the car wash. he started hollerin' about some allsparks and i said no sir, i ain't interested in no alternative fuel i'm a diesel man

[Lowkey @LowkeyWeebTrash]

@nanaxaeii The Whole Point Of His Character Is That He Puts Up That Facade Whenever He Speaks To Anyone Only Sorta Letting It Drop For Kiriko But Any Time We Peek Into His Thoughts Like When He's Respawning He's Full Of Self Doubt

[Valeria @ValeriaaFN]

🚨BREAKING🚨

All of Manhattan has disappeared following the Knicks winning the 2025-2026 NBA Championship

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Fuck it Wii Ball

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Lowkey @LowkeyWeebTrash]

@DeMickyD I Think One Of The Enemy Dialogue's If You Try To Stealth A Certain Part In Rage Uses It As Well

[Lowkey @LowkeyWeebTrash]

@Fredward3948576 They're All Pictures Of Her...

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

husband trapped the cat under an upside down laundry basket while playing and she just laid down and started purring really loudly. not only complicit in her own oppression but satisfied by it. sad

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

the overwatch collab brought twomads soul over like turbo to haunt the game

[DeltaC 🇧🇬 @DeltaC7_]

@BPhaze215 American gas stations be selling shit like fake pee, goat kidney, prosthetic leg, and soul of mexican

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[Lowkey @LowkeyWeebTrash]

@RuSuureBoutThat @Venatrix18 @oeste Skull And Mandible Shape Changes Over Time After Losing Teeth That In Conjunction With Other Markers Can Give A Good Approximation. Even If Not Exact Just Mandible Atrophy In General Proves That Someone Survived Significant Tooth Loss For An Extended Period Of Time.

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

imagine how awesome itd be to listen to fetty wap on the bus with this

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

if you read too much moby dick in one sitting you generally get oneshot by the book and start talking like ishmael

[j nova @jnova_mp3]

man i need a cup of serious mud brother

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor