Lowrie75th

Content Creator | Father | Army Vet | Friend

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

I can’t thank you all enough for the support and love! Finished at $5400 for @StJudePLAYLIVE in 24 hours! My stomach lining doesn’t appreciate all the shots of hot sauce but it’s a small price to pay!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@CJVogel_OTF @Longhornfrenzy1 I believe it’s in reference to this LSU reporter (also named CJ) ripping paid content, at least that’s how I read it the first time.

Now once the Bayou discover CJ’s Gatorade power rankings, I can see how a Cajun would want to swing hands!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@piedpiperx_ Only if it’s a pit stop to jail or better yet.. hell

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@piedpiperx_ First of all, Apple Music FTW. To answer your question, if it’s not a lullaby I haven’t heard it in the last 8 months. Ol’ McDonald and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star slap on 5.1 surround sound!

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

TAX MAN: Hey you! Your W-2 is ready. Pumped for tax season.

ME: Awesome, so I can file my taxes now?

TAX MAN: Nope, your wife’s W2 isn’t ready yet.

ME: Cool. I'll see if she knows her ADP login.

TAX MAN: Hey. Your 1098 is ready.

ME: Great, that’s my mortgage interest right?

TAX MAN: Yep. But your loan got sold last year haha. So you’ll get two 1098s, one from each bank.

ME: Yea I remember getting a letter about that at some point…that's like the 3rd time our mortgage has been sold.

TAX MAN: Btw only 1 of your 1098s is ready. The other isn't.

ME: Cool, so I still can't really file yet.

TAX MAN: Yep. But your brokerage account 1099s will come out in mid-Feb.

TAX MAN: Go look for a Consolidated 1099, or separate 1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, 1099-R.

ME: I thought 1099s were for people who were contract-based employees or gig workers?

TAX MAN: Nah, 1099s are for so many things man.

TAX MAN: Did you sell RSUs last year? If so, you'll get a 1099-B that shows $0 basis, so you'll want to go get a Supplemental Information document from your broker.

ME: Cool, thanks for the heads up. Someone will tell me that explicitly, right?

TAX MAN: Not at all.

ME: Cool. What’s the difference between 1099-MISC and 1099-NEC?

TAX MAN: 1099-NEC (Non-Employee Compensation) reports payments to contractors. 1099-MISC (Miscellaneous) reports other types of payments like rent, royalties, and prizes, etc.

TAX MAN: They changed it a few years ago but didn't really tell anyone.

ME: Why are you the way you are?

TAX MAN: Nobody knows.

ME: Looks like I got a 1099-K this year?

TAX MAN: Did you sell something online?

ME: I sold a couch on Facebook Marketplace

TAX MAN: For how much?

ME: $600...

TAX MAN: Congratulations, you’re a business now.

ME: Okay I have all my 1099s, I’m ready to file.

TAX MAN: Did you check for corrected forms?

ME: What?

TAX MAN: Sometimes they prepare a corrected one to recharacterize income or fix mistakes.

TAX MAN: They come like a few weeks later.

ME: So should I wait?

TAX MAN: Up to you man.

TAX MAN: File now and maybe amend later?

TAX MAN: Or wait, and maybe it never comes.

ME: Cool.

ME: Oh btw, I invested in a private company last year.

TAX MAN: Ah, you’ll be getting a K-1 now LOL.

ME: Great, when?

TAX MAN: LOL.

ME: Taxes are due in a couple months...

TAX MAN: Right.

ME: But the form comes in October?

TAX MAN: Sometimes September if you’re lucky!

ME: So what do I do?

TAX MAN: File an extension and make a payment.

ME: I filed an extension, but I think we owe money.

TAX MAN: Yeah you'll need to pay that by 4/15.

ME: But I don’t know how much I owe?

ME: Because I don’t have all my forms...

TAX MAN: You estimate. 100% of last year's tax or 90% of this year's tax....or else you get slapped with thousands in underpayment penalties/interest.

ME: What if I make over $150,000?

TAX MAN: Then you have to pay in 110% of last year's tax....or 90% of this year's tax.

ME: What if I estimate wrong?

TAX MAN: Penalty.

ME: What if I overpay?

TAX MAN: They’ll refund it eventually.

ME: With interest?

TAX MAN: LOL no.

ME: I did everything right.

ME: I have all my forms

ME: I filed on time

ME: I’m getting a refund

TAX MAN: Congratulations

ME: When will I get it?

TAX MAN: The IRS says 21 days

TAX MAN: It’s been 12 weeks

TAX MAN: Your return is “still being processed”.

ME: Can I call someone?

TAX MAN: You can try.

TAX MAN: They’re experiencing higher than normal call volume.

ME: For how long?

TAX MAN: Since 2019.

ME: What if I just don’t file?

TAX MAN: Prison.

ME: What if I file wrong?

TAX MAN: Also prison, but less likely.

ME: What if my accountant files wrong?

TAX MAN: Still your fault.

ME: Can I just move somewhere with no income tax?

TAX MAN: You can try!

ME: What if I leave the country?

TAX MAN: You still have to file.

TAX MAN: For ten years after you renounce citizenship.

ME: This is tyranny.

TAX MAN: That's funny because that's actually how this whole thing started.

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@piedpiperx_ What can I say? I only watch the videos that say Pipe + Cheater!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@Longhornfrenzy1 If my doctor had the time to write up posts like this on a message board I would be looking somewhere else for healthcare!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@gkketch

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@Longhornfrenzy1 Please PK humiliate Pavia in Austin in two weeks and name your price going forward!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@piedpiperx_ I thought that meant he had warrants

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16K VIEWERS FOR THE NBA 2K26 CITY REVEAL!!!

INSANE!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@Longhornfrenzy1 They talk like this at the same time they worship their own reporter who asked Schloss about the Texas job following their CWS loss 🙄

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@LordOfRestocks Copped. Much thanks to this and the dozens of other products you’ve helped me purchase this year!

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@messedupfoods @CJVogel_OTF any disagreement?

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@iTz_STOGG Yes, if it’s Bermuda you should be cutting low all summer anyways to train it to grow horizontal to tack down and cover those bald spots.

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@Rothmus @piedpiperx_ need the pipes for the stream

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@piedpiperx_ @RoloPoloTV @iamExpel

[Lowrie75th @Lowrie75th1]

@EP__Tex I didn’t have this on my transfer portal bingo card. I guess he likes orange and blue uniforms!