Eggy “E Boogie” Boomwhistle

Jeff Bezos supporter | Grapefruit enjoyer | Avid pickleball gambler | Alibaba HR Director | Buc-ee’s majority stockholder

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@JeffPassan That shit is DEEP in you’re throat huh

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@MBukepro had to change the channel from gameday, my kids are lactose intolerant and if Pat takes his shirt off all that milk might scare them.

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@mikelemonade__ I mean shit ill be a retard for a rack like dat #grilledcheese

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@KutterIsKing Dont worry he “intends” to play in the wildcard game. The same way I intend to bang kate upton next week

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@JeffPassan @jorgecastillo Yea and I “intend” to drink about 50 beers this weekend. One of those statements is a guarantee, the other is just propaganda

[Blosiah Whompson @BlosiahWhompson]

Cooper rush wikipedia page

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@MBukepro @PatMcAfeeShow Is that even legal 🤫🤣🤣😭😭😭😖😖😖🤯🤯🤯

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@barstoolsports Cant wait to see who gets burned after they investigate this. Clear and obvious the game was over and underwood is DOGSHIT

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The refs decision to extend that game another play needs to be seriously investigated michigan so clearly lost #michigan

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I think the entire front office of the Brewers and the Pirates are having sex on an island somewhere with no reception #mlb

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@drewBbalis

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I want whatever dombrowski smoked this morning. So I can trade the soft 6 I text after someone roofies my 25th beer for a 5’ 4” blonde chick that will probably ruin my life. We are so #back #phillies

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THE YANKEES ARE ACTUALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE MLB LMFAOOOL

[Eggy “E Boogie” Boomwhistle @lowtapertork]

Almost had it!

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Imagine you win the biggest sporting event in the world, you walk out of the stadium and youre in EAST RUTHERFORD NJ and a NY football Giants sign looks you smack in the face
#giants

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Jen Powell didn’t make the all-star game…. sexist league. Not watching this game im appalled #ASG #MLB

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

You can rest now Jazz Chisholm…

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Yo lowkey racist as fuck they just said “makes you wish shohei was here” when Murikami came out 😭😭 fuck Shohei bruh kami is lit #homerunderby