Loriann

my anti-skid light is permanently on bc I am constantly slipping up.

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Why is it so easy for Forrest fires to start but I have to give up my first born to start a fire in my fire place?

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Barely anyone on the roads this morning. Looks like people quarantine way better with a little snow than a pandemic. 😂

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Yeah no I definitely just got it pierced anyway and it looks bomb as hell.

[Loriann @loyalistann]

To motivate myself to lose weight I have decided I won’t get my belly button pierced until I reach my goal weight. #goals #bellybuttonpiercing #psychology

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Idk about you guys but I wasn’t expecting the apocalypse to be this way. What happened to good old fashion zombies?#allhailoursovereignmightygrisham

[Loriann @loyalistann]

To motivate myself to lose weight I have decided I won’t get my belly button pierced until I reach my goal weight. #goals #bellybuttonpiercing #psychology

[Loriann @loyalistann]

So!!! It turns out, if I lose one more lb... I’ll be considered overweight and not obese anymore. Boomchacalala suck on that inner thoughts! 😏 #soyouthinkImskinayyyyyyy

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Someone needs to tell katniss to stop releasing the tracker jackers... #MurderHornets

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Just dug like 4 inch deep, 4x4 square into my backyard for a garden... I’m exhausted and completely appreciate labor workers! #iwasntmadeforthis #icouldnever

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Falling asleep on our boats at the lake has always been the absolute best sleep. Falling asleep on a huge boat at sea... cannot be beat.

[Loriann @loyalistann]

I want the confidence level of Texas.

[Loriann @loyalistann]

I like sleeping with a weighted blanket bc it makes me feel like I’m being held by a gentle lover. Too bad there’s no such thing. #ifonly

[Loriann @loyalistann]

I hate wrapping Christmas presents bc it just tells me how bad my artistic skills are. But your welcome for setting the bar so low that you can only succeed.

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Things will can’t do with acrylics #568: change a tire #soimpractical #neveragain

[Loriann @loyalistann]

Just got Acrylic nails for the first time... QUESTION! How do I wipe???

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Idk who needs to hear this but don’t get matching tattoos with your significant other