melvin

mouth breather

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir 7 ate 9

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@joshelman bro does not fly economy

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir @quasimatt @clawpumptech wut is this shit man

[melvin @loyle_capo]

saying "type shit" ironically is cool now, i have declared it

[melvin @loyle_capo]

just wear lights one week and darks the next, it really simplifies laundry

[melvin @loyle_capo]

guy at my coworking office take a piss at the urinal with big goofy headphones ON, while on his phone.

NO hands on the wheel

[melvin @loyle_capo]

we needa start building golf courses on top all of these cemeteries in the middle of the city

[melvin @loyle_capo]

Me: My friends are excited about Switch 2

Her: switch to what?

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@stedmanhalliday Sow mode

[melvin @loyle_capo]

Mind if a white girl gets a little Mexican ? @ConejoCapital

[melvin @loyle_capo]

ok also u gotta do cleanser in the morning if you put the retinoid at night

[melvin @loyle_capo]

the 80/20 of skincare is:

AM: sunscreen (the bougie ones are not annoying to wear)

PM: cleanser (removes sunscreen), then retinoid (if using must use sunscreen), then moisturizer.

mostly an fyi @ the single straight guys. everyone else figured this out ages ago

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@stedmanhalliday why skip moisturizer, streets saying you need that

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@stedmanhalliday you gotta do the ashton hall morning routine

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir 7. NAV was the first brown boy to get it poppin

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir 1. war is necessary to protect US interests abroad
2. distrust corrupt govt, minimize spending
3. get rid of accredited investor laws, financial deregulation
4. limit rent control, market driven prices and
5. support charter/magnet/private schools

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir lol i did not expect the IVF stray

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir whatre your top 5 least woke views

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir agree w yours too but didnt wanna copy. except veganism.

[melvin @loyle_capo]

@__mihir 1. pollution is a negative externality we should regulate
2. govt should plan cities, prioritize public transit, mixed use / upzone, parks
3. govt should be involved in public health
4. public schools should teach lqbt / race issues
5. harm prevention instead of war on drugs