Loy Lee

Stand up Comedian, Stand Up Guy || Asian American || Boston Boy, Angelino, Las Vegano || Short Pale and Handsome Podcast

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Hey jerkfaces! If you listen to #podcasts ... Look up Short Pale and Handsome podcast with Loy Lee... And tell your goons to do the same

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Dont call me at all if possible

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@DadRandom70 @Quadro_News You got one you trust?

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@BKsquared7 Easiest way to get off the hot seat is to accuse the Patriots of cheating

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Poirier DEC
Kopylov KO 2nd
Holland KO 2nd
Ige DEC
Zellhuber DEC
Oliveira KO 2nd
Zellhuber DEC
Allen DEC
Prado Sub 2nd
Gautier KO 1st
Dulatov KO 1st

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Teixeira U 1.5 -210
Bonfim U 2.5 -125
Garcia U 1.5 +120
Charriere U 2.5 +130
Lane O 1.5 +135
Griffin O 2.5 -280
Matthews O 1.5 +298
Moura O 2.5 -330
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[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

UFC FIGHT NIGHT
Prediction
Teixeira -280 1st rnd KO
Bonfim -425 2nd rnd SUB
Garcia -135 2nd rnd KO
Charriere -258 2nd rnd KO
Lane +500 2nd rnd KO
Tafa -166 1st rnd KO
Griffin +255 DEC
Matthews -105 DEC
Moura -625 DEC

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[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@ArtOfDialogue_ The pitch and the volume isn’t coming across the way you think it is

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UFC 318
Predictions
Poirier +110 DEC
Johnson +260 1 rnd KO
Gautier -410 2 rnd KO
Pitbull +140 3 rnd KO
Kopylov -245 1 rnd KO
Vettori +240 DEC
Islam -550 3rd SUB

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Imagine getting beat so badly in a fully sanctioned broadcasted boxing match that you get deported the next week

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@ChampRDS I love Volk but all the damage he’s taken so far, fighting Dustin will have Volk sounding like a bushwhacker before he turns 40

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@WWE @TheRock @WWERomanReigns @TMobileArena @peacock What about ...."Family" ?

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@SneakerNews More like “1700s” Declaration of Independence, I challenge you to a duel color way

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

I didnt know Lord of the Rings on ice was in town
#NHL #goldenknights #vgk #LasVegas

[Chelly @chellgod]

Vegas Knights have the best pre-game intro and it’s not close

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Looks like the A’s are gonna get a new city, stadium and announcer #mlb #oaklandathletics

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

Real life has caught up to the cgi pitches from kids baseball movies of the 90s

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Dustin May, 100mph Sinker with 19" of run.

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@UberFacts When you realize AI prompting is a skill set we aren’t good at

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@DramaAlert Some people have never had to worry about how they were gonna get to work every day and it shows

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

I gave up Ramadan for lent this year

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

That one time I was looking at car insurance rates in Las Vegas

[Jenessa @jenessapaniagua]

Y’all ever got fcked so good you started crying

[Loy Lee @loyleecomedy]

@sportslogosnet Eat taint