Laurie Faux

he who smelt it dealt it

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@Jamie_stephens1 Is there a comeback on the cards for #thewall ?

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@JustEatUK can you help, I’ve paid by bank. Moneys gone and yet the just eat app says unable to complete transaction?

[Karun Chandhok @karunchandhok]

There will never be another like him.

Sleep well EJ 🙏🏽💔😘

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@RoyalMailHelp All submitted via DM

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@RoyalMailHelp I booked for redelivery of an item for Friday. They’ve just tried to deliver it again today and the app won’t let me again ask for a redelivery on Friday? It just keeps erroring!

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

Really not great. Everyone should talk on the grid. Millions would kill to be an @alfaromeostake guest and millions would love to meet a true legend of F1.

[Abbie Eaton @AbbieEaton44]

The only person it is awkward and embarrassing for, is the guest that is ignorant to the legend wanting to talk to them! However Martin’s sarcasm is gold for us viewers 👌🏻

[Orthochimp @orthochimp]

FY2 showing orthopaedic consultant an ECG at the trauma meeting

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@DaveBlinkhorn @elonmusk I also have the screen to have @SpaceX stream as well as @NASASpaceflight footage and @Erdayastronaut up to make sure I don’t miss a thing!

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

Oh no I’m not excited about #Starship at all. I’m so not excited that I’m most definitely not wearing space socks at work…#orbitalflighttest I wander if @elonmusk gives Tesla employees time to watch it?

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

I think we all hope it launches!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cryogenic propellant load of Starship is underway, liftoff in T minus 1 hour

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Massive turd washed up in Suffolk.

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@Ben_J_Morgan8 defence was pretty unreal today. Great effort, didn’t deserve to loose

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

Genuine question for #NHS #Nurses if the pay deal is accepted and the the doctors get 10 or 15 or 20% what will happen then? Will it still seem like a good deal? Answers on a postcard please!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Some of this is blatantly untrue. Didn’t see that one coming.

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

@BorisJohnson saying that they don’t have a sergeant major to enforce distance between people. In the #NHS We literally taped measurements on all of our floors so we could stick to the rules. Apparently No 10 didn’t think of that? #ByeByeBoris

[Kirsten Major @MajorKirsten1]

Come be part of my team...we're looking for an experienced Business Manager to help support our #CorporateGovernance structures, to ensure the decisions we make our in the best interests of our patients. Apply here 👉https://t.co/pYDdGK6qRG

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

This is how I’m seeing the @BBCNews interviews going today. I’m glad that the government are disappointed #facistpolicy

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Match of the Day host Gary Lineker to be 'spoken to' after comparing new UK asylum policy to Nazi Germany https://t.co/TxPm9FwTtu

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

Can you make it to the end of the article without muttering what a load of shit? I couldn’t

[Otto English @Otto_English]

And there it is.

The stupidest thing you will ever read by a British Home Secretary... well... so far

[Laurie Faux @lozfaux]

I think @GaryLineker has finally managed to do the @BBCNews a favour by accurately reporting on government policy. Keep it up. #StopTheBoats is completely wrong. Provide access and support to asylum seekers and refugees and target the smugglers!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Westminster, wondering why those fucks aren’t in prison.