lauren

coming soon to a dank river valley near u𓆉

[NOSFERATU?! @entitttty]

i got my mouse’s ashes back today and they did an ink print of not only his paws but also his little noodly tail.😭❤️

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

A COUPLE CAME INTO THE SHOP & THE GIRL WAS BEING SHADY TO HER MAN AND I WAS LIKE U GET HIM GIRL … I ASK IF SHE WANTS A RECEIPT, SHE SAID “send it to jessica” i said ??? who’s jessica? AND SHE LOOKS AT HER MAN AND GOES “yeah! who IS jessica? we’ll talk about this in the car” 😭😭

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

margaery was the one character cersei wasn't able to outpuss so domestic terrorism was her last resort

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[haze. @OhHalesNaww]

because he’s a psycho who does this shit for the love of the game.

[lauren @lozkelley]

not entertainingggg

[roxy ⚔️ @aemondsdragon]

only a few hours away #hotd

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[scoob @MostCrucified]

sometimes you gotta take a meeting with the taergaryans

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

[lauren @lozkelley]

is it out of pocket to tell my tattoo artist i think hes hot😭

[lauren @lozkelley]

restarting american horror story from season 1 to rewatch the fall off😭 prepping for the new season coming

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[lauren @lozkelley]

burn it

[Everything Mr. Meaty @MoochmasterP]

Mr. Meaty in The Art of Puppetry exhibit at the Düsseldorf Theatermuseum on Germany

[miia @miiagarro]

not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class