Loz 🦠

honk if you my is think truck

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I am willing to Die for jangle pop

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

word

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Twin Towers ✊

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

i don’t understand how you can “lose your willy” full stop let alone on the motorway

[Levi's 501 that became kinda archive with time @PulkSlashPull]

Frankly I hate local music, I’m at your show with AirPods in listening to pavement but you’d never know because my hair is so long. What I do like is drinking beer in a basement

[cabinet ➃ @ediblplaydough]

‘shit from a butt’ has directly impacted my life

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

I had to show my ex boyfriend both Nathan for You and Curb Your Enthusiasm and it gave me gender dysphoria

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Drunk at this bar rn i’d do anything for band on the run to start playing. rn

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do enjoy sex scenes in films, and I am a pervert.

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

@smellyhamner this is bullshit they should come to my work instead

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

you saw the hole of my moon or whatever the waterboys said

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

This woman was raped and gave the police 7 minutes of video footage of her begging him to stop, crying that he was hurting her and putting his hand over her mouth to muffle her screams. They didn’t act until she posted the video on TikTok and he’s now been released on bail in her small town where she could bump into him at any time.

I seriously don’t know what evidence police need to prosecute rapists.

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

if i said “amanda knox? ok then let her in?” would that be insensitive

[your sweet 666 @anakin0010110]

i’m making life beautiful again watch the fuck out

[ian @bongfuckr]

bob dylan teases non binary announcement:
"i'm finna announce something non binary soon y'all"

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

@ellenlouise_a

[Loz 🦠 @lozmayz]

has anyone considered that maybe nigel can make his own plans?

[Cleo from 6 to 7 @corpsglorieux]

retiring from writing tweets to focus on posting silver jews lyrics