mrs maureen ponderosa

Tweets about TV, interjected with the odd attempt at wit and a smidge of real life.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

IT ALREADY EXISTS #dragonsden

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@SJKSalisbury As awful as those cretins who say ‘it wasn’t *that* funny’.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

I saw the banana, @SundayBrunchC4!

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

I played Paul in #thetraitorsaustralia. AMA.

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

可愛い子豚を見て一旦精神を落ち着かせよう https://t.co/vi4hqxsLpc

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

I contact them about it, but it’s now outside of the 30 day window and there’s allegedly nothing they can do to help. I didn’t even ask for a refund, I just wanted the no good funeral shoes out of my life. But nope.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Reminiscing about that time I’d bought some shoes for my dad’s funeral off of @mytheresa_com… they didn’t fit, but no sweat, I’ve got 30 days. Head down, get on with the funeral. I go to send them back but they hadn’t provided me a returns label…

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Alan Cumming pronouncing dollars like Moira Rose #TheTraitorsUS

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Hi @OmazeUK, hope you’re well. Was anticipating I’d win the Lake District draw but haven’t heard from you… Just wondering if maybe I typed my phone number in wrong… anyway, let me know when I can move in.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Wilf at the camera with his X Factor sob stories. Mate, we don’t vote for you. #TheTraitors

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

The popularity of veganism did the pvc and pleather industry such a solid… No, no, this is actually a Vegan Leather jacket.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Want to feel old? This is what the little kid from The Ring looks like today.

[DOGS 🐶❤️🐱 CATS @KittyLoveDoggie]

Nadie puede detenerle 🤣

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

The internet is magic sometimes.

[zach @zachbreechen]

when my bf won’t let me bite him as hard as i can for no reason

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

@mrcydixon @joshuaflour Same

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Dismiss the haters like Robert Smith dismisses Thursdays.

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Day 3:
All of Me
13 Going on 30
Big
Face/Off

[mrs maureen ponderosa @lozzawalsh]

Day Two of our body swap film (and tenuously linked swapsies if it so pleases us) festival and we’re through:
Freaky Friday (‘03)
The Departed
Vice Versa
It’s a Boy Girl Thing
17 Again
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