Shae Parsley

Sky-diving, juggling, underwater basket weaving. All things I do not do. I'm 39'ish, have raised 2 daughters, & I'm a delight to be around.

[Real Legend @RHLegend32]

In a few days, we’ll have #RHOSLC, #RHOBH, #RHOM, and #RHOP airing all at the same time. It’s cunty season! 😮‍💨

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.

[Justine @SFBayAreaGirl]

In case y’all weren’t aware, the awesome Keith Morrison, renowned host of Dateline, is Matthew Perry’s beloved stepdad. From what I know they had a very close and loving relationship.

Massive condolences to him, as well, and to all of Matthew’s family and Friends 😢 💔

[𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝒀 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳Ⓒ @HeavyMetal_999]

David Lee Roth was born on October 10, 1954 in Bloomington, Indiana, United States. He is an American singer of Hard rock and Heavy metal, best known for being the original singer of the influential American band VAN HALEN.

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

Never to go on trips with anyone you do not love.

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@nosmokenomore Nothing original.
It appears she took notes from Kim D/Posche, & expects us to be dazzled. This is more of the same stuff, same ego, different season.

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@EBraeden Somehow, I found some solace in reading this tribute.
The layers he brought to his character were incredible.
Always, our Billy Boy. ♥️

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@gibsonoma I gasped, clasped myself, and got a bit emosh. 🥺

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@gibsonoma Never watched this show
This post is about to change that. 🤘🏻😁

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

When I saw her I was in love with her. Everything turned over inside of me. She looked toward the door, saw there was no one, then she sat on the side of the bed and leaned over and kissed me.

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@thebravobabe_ Falsehoods.
You guys, not cool. Also, the names called, M*elissa Gorga commenting, all of this is a horrible look.

Leave them alone. ☮️

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@amesutah I’m STOKED. Samesies. Since day 1, I had hope for at least two of these ladies. 🤘🏻♥️

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@ClassicFilmDame @wrexweed That’s an enemy, imho

[Shae Parsley @lpadish]

@ClassicFilmDame Hand to God, I am 100% with you on that crap!! As if…
And, even Marilyn has been filtered to the heavens on social media. It’s disgusting

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Rachel Leviss’s time on 'Vanderpump Rules' as she will not be returning to film the new season. Raquel will also not be returning.

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her.

[Vanderpump Rules @PumpRulesBravo]

Mother back! #RHOSLC

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

I've seen you, beauty, and you belong to me now, whoever you are waiting for and if I never see you again, I thought. You belong to me and all Paris belongs to me and I belong to this notebook and this pencil.