Lindsey Paterson

“Life is great. Cheese makes it better.”

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@bankwithsmile After failed attempt to book holiday this morning due to blocked payment, a 45 minute wait to be told my account was unlocked now and should be fine, and still unable to make payment, am I expected to wait another 45 minutes to have zero assistance? #notsmiling

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

Apparently @efloristflowers should go to @Specsavers #seriously #dreadful #whatcustomerservice #neveruseagain

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@efloristflowers Yeah… Disappointing doesn’t cover how I feel. Disgusted, ripped off, angry… Getting there.

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@BootsUK Just visited Gapton Hall store, signs up with ‘Buy 2 No7 product for free gift worth £25’. Get to the till to be told none available. Not impressed as already paid, nothing else offered. Take the signs down! It’s false advertising! Unimpressed #boots #con #disappointment

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

#coop @coopuk I mean I like blue cheese… But I’m not sure I fancy this #disappointing #mouldy #unimpressed

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

My friend Maximilian Paterson is fundraising for British Heart Foundation. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/UFrqiS1LgJ

[James Paterson @jimjam_1977]

What a gift #elvismovie is! Been an Elvis fan for 25 years and know the details and story well, but I have never seen anything that I felt captured the essence and spirit of that man so well! Congrats @austinbutler, @bazluhrmann and cast x

[Fishers Gin @FishersGin]

We're counting down the days until @FirstLight_Fest in Lowestoft this weekend!
We are thrilled to be the official gin sponsor of the festival, so come and see us at the Fishers Gin Beach Club from noon on Saturday! #FirstLightFestival2022

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam In date chicken completely rancid after cooking it, with all the trimmings. I’ve been refunded but now have two hungry children waiting for something else to cook! Not sure what happened as it actually had a long date on it! @jimjam_1977

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@asda So I put it through the website and my refund request was rejected. I appreciate it’s hard times but either don’t bother delivering and give me my money back, or do it right. Now I have to waste time calling you again, and getting through to no one 👍

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@asda Hey! Was due a delivery tonight and received v/mail to say it wasn’t arriving due to Covid. Option to collect isn’t viable, or to cancel. Tried calling number back several times and no answer. I appear to be £100 out of pocket with no shopping 😫

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@asda So received call back an hour into delivery slot to say it would be delivered. Delivery was late, and didn’t receive any frozen stuff. The delivery chap was very nice, but said any problems to do it through the websitE as he didn’t have handheld 1/2

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

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[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@SmythsToysUK @AskSmythsToys Absolutely fantastic customer services! Faultless in fact. My husband and I are incredibly impressed and we thank you very much! @jimjam_1977 #fantastic #smyths #customerservice

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@AskSmythsToys

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@SmythsToysUK Hi, we’ve just had an unfortunate incident whilst building the Emma Dolls House as a Christmas present to our daughter. Is there anyway of buying replacement parts please, namely the roof pieces? Thank you!

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@SmythsToysUK Hi, we’ve just had an unfortunate incident whilst building the Emma Dolls House as a Christmas present to our daughter. Is there anyway of buying replacement parts please, namely the roof pieces? Thank you!

[CSSCloud LTD @CSSCloudLTD]

Directors Kevin and James are getting stuck in on the helpdesk this morning, in their bright and cheerful Pudsey t-shirts in aid of Children in Need.

If you'd like to donate please do so at our justgiving page https://t.co/k1pw765gr6

[Norfolk Headway @NorfolkWHeadway]

We couldn’t have done it without @CSSCloudLTD helping us throughout the record attempt. Thanks so much to James and the team!

[Norfolk Headway @NorfolkWHeadway]

Was great to meet with James this morning from @CSSCloudLTD who are kindly supporting us next Friday for our Guinness World Record attempt!

If you haven't signed up yet, please send us your email address and name to [email protected]

#Recordbreaker #Hatsforheadway

[Lindsey Paterson @lpatsthefirst]

@realDonaldTrump This guy...