Luke Pattison 🐀

Maths graduate underachieving in Leeds.
Owner of 'ideal knees' - Chloe Bowdin.

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Horrendous life mottos: A Thread

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Bye.

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Wait, so Qatar aren't even good at football? Wonder how they got to host the World Cup? 🤔

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

Good result for Wales 👏

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@AlphaWolfCVLT @KING810FLINT @ten56hq @xile_hc See you in Leeds

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@MaelRedacted @AlphaWolfCVLT @KING810FLINT @ten56hq @xile_hc Just like the World Cup shortly then!

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@IanJones_16 They'd probably bottle that too!

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Feel bad for Lucas Hernandez getting injured last night, hit the deck like a sack of spuds.

To Pomme de tear his ACL like that is nasty.

Partial credit to @T_Chappers1997

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@IanJones_16 Man U fan int he, the fuck he know about football!?

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Nice to see the only consistent thing about VAR is the inconsistency.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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@T_Chappers1997 Bale with the ball on the PK dot, scores a twelve yarder past the GK as the ball crosses the goal line. That man has ice water is his veins!

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Called it! What a finish that is

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Saka ready to take this World Cup by storm

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Can't believe they tried to keep that keeper on, MMA fighters take less punishment to be finished!

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Saka ready to take this World Cup by storm

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Good job I had corruption in the first 5 minutes. My bet has come in...

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Any food is breakfast food if you self-sabotage your body clock like I do for absolutely no reason.

[Vegan Fried Chick*n @VFCfood]

Don't let anyone tell you Stompers aren't breakfast food. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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@a_r0bbo Is there anyway to illegally download the festival?

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We're more likely to be ground up into mince to be fed to the Tories than to see taxes on the inordinately rich.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

We don't need a single penny of cuts. On the BBC I explained in just 20 seconds how we can raise taxes on the richest instead. Austerity is a political choice.

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