Chris

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

[Chris @lpchris233]

https://t.co/vKRyDgf2bP

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Wife was having none of it. Maybe next time prank ya dad without mom in the room. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Wow, everyone is addicted to this show

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Love Island could never have this

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

“Welcome back to SportsCenter. You’re looking at Cooper Flagg…That is not Cooper Flagg at all, actually.” 🤣🤣

(h/t @awfulannouncing)

[Elisabeth Rappe @ElisabethRappe]

I honestly thought this was Amy Poehler

[clubheartbreak @clubheartbreak]

Keke Palmer didn't think she'd win Entertainer of the year because she was up against Cynthia Erivo 😭 #NAACPImageAwards

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Top two for real,!!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Sabrina Carpenter and Quinta Brunson look like they’re in the bottom two on Flavor of Love

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mariah Carey on overhead lighting to Las Culturistas:

“I can’t with the overhead lighting. Why do they do it to us? I shouldn’t say us, it’s not us, it’s me. I’m the one who’s the most tortured by the hideous lighting in elevators, doorway, gyms - not that I go to the gym, I’m just saying. It’s hideous lighting. The sun is OK if it’s sunset, I’ll gladly go outside and put a little hat on or whatever and that’ll be pretty because the sunlight caresses your skin. But it’s bad for you, so you have to be careful. But overhead lighting I don’t think so honey. Please stop it! Everywhere I go, shut the lights! I don’t want to see them no more. Overhead lighting, it makes me sick…”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ozzy Osbourne apologizes to Britney Spears for insulting her dancing:

“I’m so sorry, for making that comment. However, it would be better if you didn’t do the same f*cking dance every day. Change a few movements. I really do apologize. I love you and I think you’re beautiful.”

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me if i was a judge at the olympics

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me whenever I see the Metro card I’ve kept in my wallet since the last time I was in New York

[Preto Don @DonTheCreator_]

it looks like he’s guest starring on hannah montana

[This Is Spotify @ThisIsSpotify]

On April 22, 2024, Taylor Swift's THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT became Spotify’s most-streamed album in a single week. The album has surpassed 1 Billion streams since release.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

the tortured poets department

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

Thank you Coach Belichick for everything you have done! From taking a chance drafting me in the very beginning to teaching and showing me the way on the field, I wouldn’t change a thing! Honor to be on your team and thank you for putting us players in situations to have serious success!! 🏆

Best to do it, Coach! 🏉

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Still the greatest answer of all time on TV