Simon Davenport

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg! http://bit.ly/11ByE0

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@LallemandBrewUK @SaleSharksRugby Snap

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@WhatKatySaid @Sarriegirl18 Somehow I very much doubt it🤣

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@premrugby @btsportrugby @Saracens @SaleSharksRugby Saturday will be interesting in our house, we often said it'd be fun now we aren't so sure! As a married Sale/Sarries couple there's more than a chippy tea riding on this!! See you there at HQ! #nerves #whowillwin #premfinal

[Sale Sharks 🦈 @SaleSharksRugby]

𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 | 🦈 21-13 🐯

After an absolutely bruising encounter with our old mates @LeicesterTigers, the boys have done it!!!!!

Thanks for an immense battle! 👊

#SALvLEI | #GallagherPrem

[Sale Sharks 🦈 @SaleSharksRugby]

𝗪𝗘'𝗩𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗜𝗧.

See you at Twickers #SharksFam 👊

#MoreThanJustARugbyClub

[lyse doucet @bbclysedoucet]

Afghanistan’s winter of all winters - freezing weather has killed more than 120 Afghans in the past 2 weeks, and tens of thousands of livestock. We travel to the legendary #Salang Tunnel w/ ⁦@sanjayganguly⁩ ⁦@_rachaelthorn⁩ #Afghanistan ⁦@BBCWorld⁩ #BBCnewsTen

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@BorisJohnson How exactly?

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@TyrrellAidan @Ryanair Were now on our 3rd plane at Stansted been on it an hour now still not moved

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@Ryanair Or possibly your just incompetent

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@askryanair have you ever considered competence? #itsareasonablequestion

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@askryanair so we we're just through the gate and waiting to board only to be told it wasn't actually our plane. Any response?

[Simon Davenport @lpcwookie]

@Ryanair so we're through the boarding gate in the tunnel waiting to board the plane but apparently thats not our plane after all everyone turn round and go back #dangerouslyincompetent