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writer. director. hoodie collector.

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@natasharothwell @realDonaldTrump Makes me smile every time

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@iamtasneem @WNBA @ConnecticutSun @Google She’s killing it!

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@iamtasneem @JaFleuTheArtist !!!

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Meredith getting her make up done while hooked to an IV while she complains about not having a bathtub is like winning Housewives bingo. #RHOSLC

[Iche_mé @iche_me]

Chinese President Xi: "Every ... woman has a duty to birth at least one able-bodied worker."

Wait... That wasn't Xi. Or any communist. That was GOP Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.

A Handmaid's Tale describes a utopian paradise for this man. 😡

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Why does GPS know every turn of the McDonalds drive thru but has no idea where the hell i am when I’m in an HOV lane

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I will not be paying Twitter any money, thanks for asking!

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Chill how every streaming service is raising prices while not paying their writers or actors a fair wage.

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Looking for friends who can recommend a get rich quick scheme they have tried?

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Bouncing back and forth between Threads and Twitter to see who’s talking about the other

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@mikescollins Since stew is the most masculine food, this joke makes perfect sense

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I hate texting a lot so let’s not do that. But also, don’t call me cuz I hate talking on the phone. Actually, I don’t like in person conversation either. So I guess write me a letter. I like getting mail.

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?

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Why is rhythm allowed to be spelled that way

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.

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Who had the Dalai Lama is a gas lighter on their 2023 bingo card?

“He was just teasing in a playful way”

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@FernieCommaAlex Seems like the kinda guy who would open a door for you and I like that

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@StarrburyMike Desperados 😉