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[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@Dnss233 @trotsky_nkist 萝卜青菜不知道么，在这装什么清高

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@marnid_cheng 算你穆青的断头饭

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@Philp0wo8 就和辣椒🌶炒你妈的臭币差不多

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@QiZh1P3 @albedstar 会打中文吗？傻卵，憋了半天就整出来个这，你爹我真是没绷住，看着好像是有点气急败坏了，可惜没有攻击力，回去你木沁的臭水沟卵巢里回炉重造再来吧，小傻狗

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@Philp0wo8 @albedstar 如果我说狗也能侮辱到你的话，那我和你妈说声抱歉，生出来你这种崇洋媚外的小杂种你的野🐶爹不知道在哪偷着乐，素质是不是你妈生你的时候羊水穿刺全漏掉了？

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@QiZh1P3 @albedstar 看见你这种傻狗新号真的想吐🤮，平时一句话不说，碰到说外国人的就应激了，怎么着外国人是你主人啊？😅 能不能去你妈子宫里锻炼下脱敏啊

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@cusinV888V @albedstar 诺贝尔真得开发个左右脑互搏奖了🤣

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@QiZh1P3 @albedstar 怎么答非所问呢？我对的上联是你木琴的俄罗斯方块臭嗨币，你应该对下联，你99³黑人野爹灌满你骚币肥妈的吸引力黑洞🕳️

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@marnid_cheng @albedstar 你萌死了

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@Dnss233 @albedstar 谁笑了啊？只是个表情包而已，又在虚空索敌了？😅

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@CielSakumi @albedstar 我在挑战装日本人不被人发现活动中坚持了0.1秒，你也来试试吧

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@QiZh1P3 @albedstar 山客你好，能把你不漂亮的木琴给我介绍一下吗？

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@Philp0wo8 @albedstar 这烟本来就不好抽啊，只是卖个壳子而已，你抽过这个吗在这扣帽子，挺傻逼的我说实话🥲

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

boy'S MuM：Oh WOW, he hogged it for, like, TWO whole seconds?! Poor you! Then why the hell don't you just hop on ANOTHER elevator, huh?
girl：Oh, so the TWO of you are just SO righteous now?! Freaking nutjobs. (Walks out of the elevator, not even bothering to deal with either of them.)
boy'S MuM：No, YOU'RE the psycho! Go ahead, throw a punch at ME — I dare you! I'll beat the living shit out of you, you son of a bitch! Son, back me up — beat his ass!! SON! HIT HIM NOW!!
boy'S MuM：From now on, when mom's fighting someone, you DAMN WELL better jump in and help me!! (Sulking because her son just stood there like a dummy...QAQ)

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

girl：Hurry the hell up, what the hell are you doing?! I'm out of here!
boy'S MuM：Hold on, what's your problem?! Why the hell are you yelling so loud?
(Turning to her son: she's lecturing you, so why aren't you lecturing her right back?)
Put your damn shoes on, and hurry up! From now on, if anyone talks shit to you out there, you give it right back. You hear me?!
girl：Hogging the damn elevator so nobody can leave, and NOW you're acting all offended when people curse you out?!
boy'S MuM：Who the hell gave you the right to yell at him?! This elevator isn't yours alone — is it your private property or something?

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@TaoistYouth6 每天在中南海打地铺是吧

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@routeking_ @grok 其实也没啥好看的，最关键还是你自己要懂英语，机器翻译始终跟人类想表达的意思有出入，特别是涉及专业术语，我读书时候英文没好好学，现在只能看懂一些简单的，复杂的就不行了😂

[老吴 @lplshiqu]

@OnchainMonkk ？你刚坐牢出来啊😲