Luke Mauer

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

I feel like becoming a Knicks fan might complete my sports fandom of franchises who blow it constantly and can’t perform for a fan base who is incredibly passionate. (Post ‘90s)

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

How crazy is it that my face has been numb for 10 days and the doctor’s response is cool, could last a year!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

How can you not watch New York Knicks playoff basketball and know that’s a passionate fan base? I don’t care if you hate them/hate the NBA, they love their Knicks and it shows.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@Other_Luke Better be there before my recovery party!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@kayla_kassidy Too much OnlyFansing? Lol

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

Devils Advocate - isn’t this what’s wrong right now? People preferring to do nothing? I bet you can’t get a promotion on unemployment. Go to Subway. Work hard. Become manager of said Subway. Learn business through actually doing business. Short term money or long term potential?

[Brandon Freel @IowaAggie10]

A local Subway is hiring for up to $12/hour. A 40 hour week would gross you $480.

Under current unemployment you could get a $591 check for doing nothing each week.

Not really that hard to figure out why all these businesses have help wanted signs in their yard.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@Other_Luke @AndySeiter The beard mostly.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@AndySeiter @Other_Luke if you two don’t love this guy I don’t know you anymore

[John Silver @SilverNumber1]

A whole new world

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@ajhellmich @brettcoy Feeling good about my over 6.5 wins bet I’m telling you that!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

Someone design me a sweet Ja’Marr Chase Bengals shirt, please. I will buy immediately.

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Are we funny? I don't know. But we have a hell of a time every. single. time.

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[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

If you had a candidate who violated company policies 5 times, was arrested once, took 2 leaves of absence, and failed a drug test would you hire them?

I like Josh Gordon but football shouldn’t be his focus. His mental health and addictions should be. The NFL isn’t good for him.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

$100 minimum payout. We’re adding $100 for every 100 people that join! Does that sound confusing? Just invite your friends and trust the process!

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[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

True story, like 22 years ago, I had my first match out in a field. Today, I’m an accountant.

[Brandi Lauren @brandilauren_]

5 years ago today I had my first wrestling match.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@Other_Luke You counting that trash?? Debit popcorn and credit sweeper.

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

Holy shit! IMDb now has Netflix as a streaming option and I have 83 movies to watch! What a day to be alive!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

You can prove ‘em right or you can prove ‘em wrong.

Am I stealing this from one of the greats, sure, but aren’t those the people you should follow?

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@KatieCoy96 Yo, it’s your wedding. Literally can’t be a disaster. Just relax and have fun! Whatever happens, happens. The day is about you!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@KWallpe @OpinionsAnonPod Find them and it’s done!

[Luke Mauer @lpmauer]

@ajhellmich @brettcoy That’s pretty sweet!!