Luke Porto

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

49ers QB Brock Purdy leads the NFL in QBR, is tied for the league lead in touchdown passes, has yet to be sacked — but now heads to Seattle, where San Francisco lost twice last season.

Cc: @tyschmit

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[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

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[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@JudeauSOL TG: Aephox

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@kmacisco Fuck off

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

I forgot I used to tweet on here , maybe i’ll start again 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

I hate doctor’s appointments, especially when they cut into my work day

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

“ You have a few drinks last night? “

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

Gwen’s twitter got hacked. L

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@jujuswaggy33 Life’s a joke

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@jujuswaggy33 Definitely odd, like was I texting a dream or what was going on in my head

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

I was texting gibberish in my sleep last night 🤓

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@elonmusk what’re you up to 👽👀

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

Why does twitter have to let people know that i’m tweeting from earth? Like where else would I be tweeting from… Mars?

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@jujuswaggy33 fuck it why not make it 5

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

@jujuswaggy33 I’m glad i’m not the only one

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

Sometimes I feel like i’m living in a simulation… Anyone else?

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

I wish I was born with god tier genetics 🧬

[Luke Porto @lportoooo]

Nothing better than the Iron Chapel 💉⚙️