Lauren Presley

just whatever pops into my head

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

listen. i love a good dad bod but... why is it when i have a dad bod no one loves me 😔🥱

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

why is the earth so flat?

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

@hopeyc12 finally someone asking the real questions..

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

#NewProfilePic

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

idk, things can be worse right? “actually no. it doesn’t get any worse than this.”

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i gotta case of the suds 🫧🤕

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i 💗 FL 🍊

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i burnt my entire esophagus eating a chicken wing… i’m embarrassed and upset. 🐔🧍‍♀️

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i miss smelling. i’ve had allergies for like 3 months. help 😵‍💫☹️

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

I’m so excited and proud to announce that I have purchased the brand new Iphone 13 in full in and in cash. day 2 and i already dropped it on the ground. second guessing my decisions but it didn’t crack ❤️ #blessed

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

why’d i just eat an entire plate of tots…? no like it was a lot 😵‍💫 #regret #cheeseloadedbacontots #dogsparrtots

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

I MADE PERFECT BOILED EGGS!!!
time to start my cooking career ✨

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i’ve been getting into kia souls lately… what is going on

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

the smell of my roommates eggs in the morning makes me violently ill

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

@h_banana95 prouddd!!!!

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

@Starbucks not my egg bites being raw… i frew up 🧍‍♀️

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

@h_banana95 so weird lmao

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

family game night !

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

getting hearing aids soon. stay tuned 😘

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

say what you will about euphoria but the soundtrack is so fire

[Lauren Presley @lpresley_]

i folded. the mechanics just told me 5 things wrong with my car and im letting them fix it… ❤️‍🩹💸