Lane

May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong, may you stay forever young.- Bob Dylan

cat hater, music lover, mustache critiquer

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Communicating with a toddler is like a constant game of Mad Gab

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[Pilot Flying J @PilotFlyingJ]

Traveling this holiday weekend? Be sure to stop by and see us—we’d LOVE to serve you!

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Don’t sleep on Frozen II

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I don’t understand why Elsa gets all the hype. Anna is the real star of the movie

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Toddler bedtime procrastination is NEXT. LEVEL.

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Who knew the new Top Gun would be a tear jerker

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Screen time before sunrise doesn’t count

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I’ve tried to Shazam more songs during Love Is Blind than I care to admit

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Drove Chad’s truck today. Fulfilled every girl driving a truck stereotype there is.

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Picture day at school. Hope they can photoshop those macaroni stains out of her shirt 🤷‍♀️

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The unfortunate part of March Madness is that basketball is on all the channels

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We’ve lived in this house 5+ years and it has taken me this long to get a phone charger that reached to the couch

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3 day weeks > 3 day weekends

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The 90’s are about to make a full blown comeback.

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An adult in a liquor store is exactly like a kid in a candy store

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Daylight savings: a parents worst nightmare

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Nothing reminds you you’re not in college like pushing a stroller to a tailgate

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Life hack: throw a towel in with every load of laundry. Easy win out of the gate when you start folding

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Oh you were sitting on the couch at 3:30am eating goldfish with a screaming toddler? Cool, me too.