Luke J Sandstorm

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

This is a standing ovation worthy party trick.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

@kStorm11 Oops

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Smart. Historically, plays are much much worse when Wilks Booth is involved

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

This is where they developed Ohtani

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

Can the west side stop with the fireworks tonight? Like god damn, I know you ain’t celebrating Father’s Day early.

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

Been in Wisconsin 5 minutes and have been bitten by mosquitos 5 times.

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

The players should get to hold the trophy first. That’s why the Stanley cup is the best in the world.

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

@NickTrick14 @vidsthatgohard How they just put the whole movie in a tweet? It’s pure gold

[Nick Sandstrom @NickTrick14]

@vidsthatgohard @lpstorm94 12 minutes and 19 seconds in. Classic

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

This is just a remarkable level of laziness.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

They just said Georgia is averaging 1 point per snap. Most ruthless average per play stat since John wilkes booth

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lightning McQueen in Fast & The Furious

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

Justin Fields over rushing yards is the easiest bet in sports right now.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

"can you explain this gap in your resume?" oh, yeah, that's when i was trapped inside of a supernatural jungle-based board game

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Luke J Sandstorm @lpstorm94]

@NickTrick14 @AboveAvgPropGuy That’s just the first week