Luke Thornton

Texas A&M '21 👍🏻

[Produdecer @Greg_Shannon]

This breaks my heart.

[Luke Thornton @lpt3219]

@hntprz @AdamSchefter @grok Bro it’s fucking Adam Schefter and you need to ask Grok for everything? How about you think for yourself you sheep.

[Luke Thornton @lpt3219]

@NikolaJokicGod @DallasStars Do Avalanche fans think of anything else besides the Stars?? Like guys, I know we ruined your chances at the Cup last year, but y’all are your own team with your own identity… fucking act like it.

[Luke Thornton @lpt3219]

@OttawasTkaptain @SlavBritt Hi, they are making fun of people who call him Jason ROBINSON. They know exactly who he is.
Hope this helps.

[MFFL NATION @NationMffl]

Luka Doncic:

“Did you see the Cowboys?” 🥹💙

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

There will be a second half

[Nicky @nickturani]

Breaking down sports

[Luke Thornton @lpt3219]

@barta_jame9923 @sighsamuel Heard this one before…

[Luke Thornton @lpt3219]

@InfiniteDeWitt @Flat6Banger @chargers Yeah also 2-3 seconds in slow mo. Real time, the Broncos defense just decided not to tackle.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Mac Jones now is preparing for his second straight start Sunday vs. the Cardinals.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

They realized they can't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

hey @PardonMyMeme have you ever gotten this

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

University Rules Violation - PA 68. A man was riding a horse and another man & his dog were riding a longhorn. Agreed to leave campus. #BTHOtu

[jaden @JadenAFC]

Tears in my eyes

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Defied expectations.
Shattered records.
Redefined what is means to play for this city.
GO TIME.

@chime // #MFFL

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Gig Em

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Put Flacco anywhere and he’s gonna hoop.