L. Ross Raszewski

Before you ask, it's a brain. Wearing sunglasses. On a sailboat.
Black Lives Matter. Love is Love. Trans rights are human rights. Non-negotiable.

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

In all things, be as bold as Toto, shoving the words "Kilimanjaro", "Olympus" and "Serengeti" into a single line.

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If you cure cancer, you will not be paid ELEVEN MILLION TIMES the average net worth of the country.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

all of these posts only remind us that Elon has not actually done anything remotely comparable to curing cancer

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@Diamandahagan @spikedonline Ever notice that when they complain about "wokeness", if you ask what they mean, they'll:
1. Insist it's obvious
2. Insult you
3. Claim something that profoundly WASN'T in the show, like "Depicting all white people as evil" or "Explicitly telling children to have gay sex"

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

How many edges does the U.S. need before it looks right?

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@omahonf1 @_celia_bedelia_ You did dna analysis on her?

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@KyleKneisl Java's a decent language for learning design patterns, but not even a little bit for learning how a computer works and how to leverage the way a computer works in order to do things.

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@wildethingy the absolutely insane thing is that I believe the current transformers lore is that Megatron straight up started out trying to overthrow capitalism, and it just kinda got away from him

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@_celia_bedelia_ Reminder: these men's standards of female attractiveness is based on cultural indoctrination by media that was catering to the tastes of Epstein and his buddies. They call women "fat" because they think a "healthy" adult woman looks prepubescent.

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This is IMPORTANT. You are all welcome to go back to consuming Harry Potter media when Rowling is safely in hell and not using the proceeds in an active campaign to enact pogroms.

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

there’s a little clue here (on TDOV of all days!) - Tolkien and Lewis aren’t alive and sending paychecks to hate groups

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

The Stranger is wild because the first one is very clearly "This is Doctor Who if the sixth Doctor followed through on his plan to become a hermit" but then it completely swerves and makes him a mindwiped terrorist antihero.

[maxx @battleupsaber]

they convince the actors from said show to star in unlicensed fanfilms where they play facsimiles of their characters. that's what they do

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@ImPerfectceleb_ @Loverism__ Having looked it up, the character I assumed was her husband was in fact her lawyer. He's there to write up her new will.

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@_celia_bedelia_ I have never felt better about getting a vasectomy after having the number of children I wanted.

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@titanium_eel @prongsbby (raises wand)THE BIRDS
(raises other hand making "OK" sign) THE BEES
(slowly brings hands together clearly about to insert one in other)
LILY!
(Cries, runs away)

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@titanium_eel @prongsbby If you've ever seen the HP parody play "Puffs", Snape giving teaching sex ed may be the funniest thing in all potterlore.

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Also, like, we all know these men have never facilitated in a female orgasm.

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx01]

These are the most psychotic, evil people in America. An ideology completely rooted in sexual violence

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@ImPerfectceleb_ @Loverism__ I thought she had a husband whose job was to just nod vacantly and let her do whatever she wanted?

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@Diamandahagan @jondelarroz Given how the bottom half of fandom has spent weeks absolutely losing their shit over a gay Klingon, it honestly seems like there's no challenge at all in getting trek fans angry

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@Peterlukeowen @_celia_bedelia_ Where did you get your medical degree?

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@Diamandahagan @Wisdom_HQ The man also has 17 additional nonbinary children.

[L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski]

@Diamandahagan Well yeah, but he's overlooking the whole point to nitpick a trivial point of continuity and claim that emphasizing character and themes over obscure trivia is "bad writing". That's the MOST Trek Fan thing possible.

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@PersimmonHunter @AnAngelADay @BadMedicalTakes The pandering is pretending that a leading cause of death "doesn't count" when it's a thing one political party doesn't like being challenged about