Mr Natural

[Mr Natural @lrbwood]

@knot925n @DschlopesIsBack We are cool.
This just happens to be a shithole we call Melbourne.

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@rahsh33m I'm Guessing she's been caught shoplifting by a loss prevention officer?🤷

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@AshleyTXBurner I would never intentionally say anything to offend the proud (& very well armed)people of Texas but thank fuck we're not!
Having said that; nobody does Texan better than a Texan!

[Mr Natural @lrbwood]

@oldyzach The vcr clock was also synced to the PC's which was a nice little touch.

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@sysadafterdark Just dump Tilapia into it.
Problem solved.

[Mr Natural @lrbwood]

@nypost They've been Enshitified (like most things sadly).
The double coated biscuits are the only ones worth getting but there's less in a pack.
If they sell orange Jaffa Cakes in US Aldi
I'd get them instead.
They make Tim-Tams taste bland in comparison.

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@AbsoluteAutism Always sounded female.
I always thought 'I Won't Let You Down' by Ph.d was sung by a woman though.

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@_FORAB It's like bending down to pick up pennies in front of an oncoming steamroller.

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@ognittis37 @NotFarLeftAtAll @grok Definitely Australia.
From the scenery I'd say somewhere south eastern.
Probably a Sydney train and line.

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@dissidentwest Death Wish.

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@michaelsnape I remember seeing him all over brekky TV (copying the Rudd playbook) then knew he was gunning for leadership when he got dental braces.
(He still sounds like he's wearing them).

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@RetroGames_Hunt Never played this one but every game by Treasure i have has been quality.

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@GOLDBABYO Returned a wallet i found with $1300 in it while walking home drunk.
Guy counts it (why would i steal some then return it?),offers me $50,i decline & say have a nice day.
(Would have been pissed off if he didn't offer though!😆).

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@lauriewired No, they were made to be hard.
Memory was limited and expensive so the challenge was increased to provide longevity & entertainment value for money.

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@otokyo McDonald's.
Once a fortnight,after payday when we did our grocery shopping.

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@japan_nobunaga Japan has a social contract and still acts for the greater good of it's people.
The U.K's ruling class only care for themselves & despise the working class who're the victims of these crimes.

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@beandpp @desertchris1 @ThrillaRilla369 Also the chick with a ballsack stretched over her entire face.
You could still see the outline of her features- like the coyote hitting sheet metal in a Roadrunner cartoon.

[Mr Natural @lrbwood]

@desertchris1 @ThrillaRilla369 1, Rate my shit
2, Dead pool
3, Gruesome injuries & hilarious porn
4, Goatse 😵

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@DissidentMedia Psalm 100 (KJV)
1 Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands.
2 Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.
3 Readeth the room, lest yea act as a self centred Dick in thy father's house.

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@HowThingsWork_ The George Michael method.